Film: Star Wars: The Revenge of Skywalker (2019)
Stars: Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Ian McDiarmid, Billy Dee Williams
Director: JJ Abrams
Oscar History: 3 nominations (Best Score, Visual Effects, Sound Editing)
Snap Judgment Ranking: 2/5 stars
In recent years, it has become clearer and clearer why I prefer film to television. In a supposed "Golden Age," TV frequently repeats itself, and seems incapable of telling just one, comprehensive story. The medium takes complete narratives such as the first seasons of The Handmaid's Tale and Big Little Lies, stretching them despite perfect endings after just one season. Film is complete-it gives you proper endings with actual stakes, as has been illustrated continually with this excellent cinematic annum. The question becomes at what point do franchises struggle with the same question-when do they risk the pitfalls of television? We saw that earlier this year with Spider-Man: Far From Home, when it became apparent after 22 films that Marvel doesn't really have anything left in its arsenal but retreads and lesser characters with the same plot lines (it doesn't seem like a mistake that they're going back-to-the-past for their next entry of Black Widow). Here we have what some will claim to be the "final" chapter in the Skywalker fantasy, but one with a lot of dangling storylines and myriad characters to get back into in an "Episode X" if these actors don't make it in as proper movie stars (not everyone gets to be Harrison Ford). But if this is the end of the series (and wouldn't it be amazing if it was and they actually respected the tale without trying to bilk it for more cash?), what kind of ending do we have for arguably the most important series in modern cinema?
(Spoilers Ahead) The film focuses on the final battle between, initially, Kylo Ren (Driver) and Rey (Ridley), who is fully immersed in her Jedi training with Leia (Fisher) as her mentor. She is hoping to find Emperor Palpatine (McDiarmid), who is apparently not dead (as we'd assumed from Return of the Jedi), but instead the mastermind behind Snoke and has been guiding Kylo Ren this whole time. It also turns out, as we continue, that Rey is not "the child of no one," but instead Palpatine's granddaughter. Rey struggles with this, as her fight with the dark side takes on a similar path to that of Luke Skywalker in, again, Return of the Jedi, but she ultimately chooses to side with the good guys, winning over Kylo Ren before he dies (with the help of Harrison Ford in a cameo as Han Solo, almost certainly his final appearance in the series), and helping to take down her grandfather in an epic battle.
There are a lot of problems with Rise of Skywalker, so let's get the good out first-it looks great. The special effects here are top drawer, some of the best of the year. Standouts include Rey literally riding gigantic waves, and the entire water-soaked battle with Kylo Ren, as well as the final battle between the Empire and the Rebels. It's become something we just expect from this franchise that the visual effects are top-drawer, but 2019 hosted visual effects that felt kind of lazy or appreciated a bit too generously; this is classic, impressively-designed special effects work, which shouldn't be dismissed as it becomes a rarity. Also, in a year where we were expected to suspend belief with less-than-impressive "de-aging" in The Irishman, Captain Marvel, and Gemini Man, for a brief moment I was stunned at how good the de-aging work was for Carrie Fisher, until I realized that they used unused footage from past films to put together her scenes; this was the correct choice.
But the rest of Rise of Skywalker is kind of a disaster. The latest episodes have always struggled with defining their new characters outside of the shadows of their previous iterations, giving the best moments of the new series to Fisher, Ford, and Mark Hamill. Without that nostalgic pull (since Ford & Hamill's characters have died, and Fisher died in real life), this film needs its new characters to do the heavy-lifting, and that's not really something they've built a foundation toward. Finn & Poe are both ancillary characters, at best-suddenly Poe is a horn-dog and Finn is just sort of there, promising information to Rey but never actually delivering it. Kelly Marie Tran's Rose is so sidelined in this movie you basically wonder why the series even introduced her. The film has nostalgic moments, involving Fisher & Ford, but they don't ring as meaningful as they did in the past films, the Fisher one obviously not being the franchise's fault (it's clear she had a different role in this film than they intended before her real-life death), but the writers never found a proper solution to handle her death. The only time that felt similar to some of the high points of the previous film on this front was the first appearance of Lando (Williams)...who promptly disappears from the story, an indication that he was more a tag-on to the story because of Fisher's death (suddenly depriving the studio of a major link to the initial franchise) rather than because it suited the plot.
Rey has been drawn better than pretty much any other new character, and as a result was the best chance this film had to distinguish itself in a way similar to The Last Jedi standing apart from traditional Star Wars action-adventures, but the decision to make her a Palpatine falls flat. This feels like a direct reaction to the fans hating on The Last Jedi, but it's a good indication that giving fans everything they want is a TERRIBLE idea. JJ Abrams likely shouldn't have taken back over the franchise here-he had a vision that was completely disparate from Rian Johnson, and basically ignores the intriguing directions that Johnson took the characters in Episode VIII. As a result, this is a jumbled mess, full of expository plots & repetitive action scenes. The emotional stakes aren't strong (the only hero character to die is Leia, which pretty much anyone would have assumed would have to happen considering real-life implications), and by bringing back a bad guy who had already died, they showed they never really had faith in the new universe they crafted, just in its links to the older series. It's hard for me to hate any Star Wars movie, but this one definitely is met with a gigantic eye roll, and my wish that they retire the Skywalker saga going forward if they are going to invest in a galaxy far, far away.
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Thursday, June 27, 2019
OVP: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Film: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Stars: Shameik Moore, Jake Johnson, Hailee Steinfeld, Mahershala Ali, Lily Tomlin, John Mulaney, Nicolas Cage, Brian Tyree Henry, Liev Schrieber, Kimiko Glenn, Chris Pine, Oscar Isaac
Director: Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, and Rodney Rothman
Oscar History: 1 nomination/1 win (Best Animated Feature Film*)
Snap Judgment Ranking: 4/5 stars
We close out our look at the animated feature nominees of 2018 (if you missed our other articles click this link to peruse past nominees in the category & past discussions of this specific Oscar race) with the movie that actually won the trophy. In the year where Black Panther broke ground and became the first proper superhero movie to win an Academy Award nomination for Best Picture, the animators' branch also broke ground and gave out their first Oscar to a traditional superhero (technically Big Hero 6 was the first comic book film to win this award, but it didn't do so as a well-known tentpole). Spider-Man may be the most oversaturated Marvel character in the movies (give or take Wolverine), and so seeing such a character win the Oscar either meant that the Academy was crying "uncle" & giving in to the hoards, or it was a nod that we'd finally found a movie that was worthy of such an honor. Thankfully for us, it was the latter as Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse has things to say, and does them beautifully.
(Spoilers Ahead) The film focuses on teenager Miles Morales (Moore), an "average" teenager who fights with his father (Henry) and worships his cool, seemingly harmless uncle Aaron (Ali). One day, while hanging out with his uncle, Miles is bitten in the subway by a radioactive spider and becomes, well, you know the story of Spider-Man.
This is, however, where the story of Spider-Man retreats from the "Uncle Ben/Aunt May/Gwen Stacy/Mary Jane Watson" story so well-known that only Martha & Thomas Wayne can feel the same level of nausea for having had to live through the Groundhog Day of a situation over-and-over again. Instead, we get a relatively complex (especially for an animated film that is at least on-the-surface targeting younger audiences) introduction to a multiverse, where multiple different people are playing some version of Spider-Man (Johnson, Steinfeld, Mulaney, Glenn, Cage, Pine, & Isaac all take on the role in various guises ranging from the traditional Peter Parker to Peter Porker, a porcine version that is voiced by Mulaney & is probably the film's greatest comedic highlight). We also get a host of different villains (including Kingpin, Prowler, Scorpion, & Green Goblin), with Kingpin serving as the big baddie of this film, but unlike almost any other comic book picture that has too many villains and too many heroes, it doesn't crush under its own weight.
This is because there are two true threads in the film that continue to carry it forward. The first is the relationship between Miles & his father, complicated but filled with unspoken love, Henry & Moore both play this relationship with a realism that is so alien to animated features. I loved the reality of a teenage Moore, who had clearly adored his father just a few short years ago, trying to reconcile his relationship with himself and his new idols with that of his old one, his police officer father. That he chooses, in his own way, to pursue a similar line-of-work is handled in a way that never borders into cliche, and actually ends up being a cool story. This "accept the world you live in" message is abundant throughout the film, but it perhaps comes across best with Miles realizing the family he has is the one he needs to swear to protect, and it genuinely feels fresh rather than a retread.
Perhaps the more fascinating element of the picture might be the visual feast we're given throughout the movie. Gorgeously animated (hats off to the trio of directors who pulled this movie together), the picture combines multiple different animation and drawing styles to create a sumptuous banquet of colors and characters. I was obviously partial to Cage's Spider-Man Noir, but the battle with Kingpin with a swirling vortex of color and sound is splendid, and even in a year where Pixar put out a movie & Wes Anderson was crafting very distinct cities in Isle of Dogs, it's hard to argue that the film wasn't the most breathtaking animation we saw on screens in 2018.
Stars: Shameik Moore, Jake Johnson, Hailee Steinfeld, Mahershala Ali, Lily Tomlin, John Mulaney, Nicolas Cage, Brian Tyree Henry, Liev Schrieber, Kimiko Glenn, Chris Pine, Oscar Isaac
Director: Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, and Rodney Rothman
Oscar History: 1 nomination/1 win (Best Animated Feature Film*)
Snap Judgment Ranking: 4/5 stars
We close out our look at the animated feature nominees of 2018 (if you missed our other articles click this link to peruse past nominees in the category & past discussions of this specific Oscar race) with the movie that actually won the trophy. In the year where Black Panther broke ground and became the first proper superhero movie to win an Academy Award nomination for Best Picture, the animators' branch also broke ground and gave out their first Oscar to a traditional superhero (technically Big Hero 6 was the first comic book film to win this award, but it didn't do so as a well-known tentpole). Spider-Man may be the most oversaturated Marvel character in the movies (give or take Wolverine), and so seeing such a character win the Oscar either meant that the Academy was crying "uncle" & giving in to the hoards, or it was a nod that we'd finally found a movie that was worthy of such an honor. Thankfully for us, it was the latter as Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse has things to say, and does them beautifully.
(Spoilers Ahead) The film focuses on teenager Miles Morales (Moore), an "average" teenager who fights with his father (Henry) and worships his cool, seemingly harmless uncle Aaron (Ali). One day, while hanging out with his uncle, Miles is bitten in the subway by a radioactive spider and becomes, well, you know the story of Spider-Man.
This is, however, where the story of Spider-Man retreats from the "Uncle Ben/Aunt May/Gwen Stacy/Mary Jane Watson" story so well-known that only Martha & Thomas Wayne can feel the same level of nausea for having had to live through the Groundhog Day of a situation over-and-over again. Instead, we get a relatively complex (especially for an animated film that is at least on-the-surface targeting younger audiences) introduction to a multiverse, where multiple different people are playing some version of Spider-Man (Johnson, Steinfeld, Mulaney, Glenn, Cage, Pine, & Isaac all take on the role in various guises ranging from the traditional Peter Parker to Peter Porker, a porcine version that is voiced by Mulaney & is probably the film's greatest comedic highlight). We also get a host of different villains (including Kingpin, Prowler, Scorpion, & Green Goblin), with Kingpin serving as the big baddie of this film, but unlike almost any other comic book picture that has too many villains and too many heroes, it doesn't crush under its own weight.
This is because there are two true threads in the film that continue to carry it forward. The first is the relationship between Miles & his father, complicated but filled with unspoken love, Henry & Moore both play this relationship with a realism that is so alien to animated features. I loved the reality of a teenage Moore, who had clearly adored his father just a few short years ago, trying to reconcile his relationship with himself and his new idols with that of his old one, his police officer father. That he chooses, in his own way, to pursue a similar line-of-work is handled in a way that never borders into cliche, and actually ends up being a cool story. This "accept the world you live in" message is abundant throughout the film, but it perhaps comes across best with Miles realizing the family he has is the one he needs to swear to protect, and it genuinely feels fresh rather than a retread.
Perhaps the more fascinating element of the picture might be the visual feast we're given throughout the movie. Gorgeously animated (hats off to the trio of directors who pulled this movie together), the picture combines multiple different animation and drawing styles to create a sumptuous banquet of colors and characters. I was obviously partial to Cage's Spider-Man Noir, but the battle with Kingpin with a swirling vortex of color and sound is splendid, and even in a year where Pixar put out a movie & Wes Anderson was crafting very distinct cities in Isle of Dogs, it's hard to argue that the film wasn't the most breathtaking animation we saw on screens in 2018.
Thursday, March 14, 2019
4 Mini Reviews
All right-truth be told right now, I'm in "list-finishing" mode, an article I might be writing next week if I can find the time. But for now, I've decided that it's time to get 2018 done, and rather than just skip some of the movies that I've seen, I am going to instead do short reviews of a dozen movies that I saw in 2018, many even from that year. I chose these movies because they were not Oscar-nominated (so they won't be referenced when we go back to those years in 2018) and because while I always find it cool to have a full review, I don't think it is as critical to give each of these twelve their own articles. Don't worry-missing Best Picture nominees Green Book and BlacKKKlansman, as well as one of my personal Best Picture nominees (The Other Side of the Wind), will still get the full review treatment, but as I catch up on my reviews, sacrifices had to be made. Don't assume this will be a habit-once I catch up, I plan on staying that way & we'll be back to one film to a review. Until then, enjoy this look at some of the many flicks I saw in 2018!
(Note-I get spoiler-y about Early Man, Annihilation, Ant-Man, and I Feel Pretty-if you haven't seen them and are planning to, skip over those reviews and just read the other ones!)
Early Man (dir. Nick Park)
This was, sadly, the first movie ever that I watched entirely by myself...not just me going by myself, but no one in the theater, a record I enjoyed attributing to a movie but didn't like because I support movie theaters and because, despite its obvious flaws, Early Man has charm. A movie depicting cavemen playing soccer, it trades a lot in the British humor that has made Nick Park a staple at the Oscars (Early Man is the rare movie that didn't compete from Park's Aardman Studios), and occasionally falls flat, but there's a lot of heart in this film, and some clever villainy as Tom Hiddleston embraces his dark side as Lord Nooth. A passing fancy, but still pleasurable and worth a quiet night in if you've liked Park's previous work. (Ranking: 3/5 stars)
Annihilation (dir. Alex Garland)
Arguably the movie that I would have most liked to explore in a larger review (you're going to notice four 2018 movies that aren't Oscar nominees that I do give full treatment to, and if you play close attention you'll notice an odd one I highlight as opposed to Annihilation, so call me out for it when you do). That said, while I adored Ex Machina a few years back, this one seemed to share that movie's ambitions, but not necessarily its execution. The final third of the movie is gorgeous but makes little sense, and if the metaphor is what it's supposed to be (that we're constantly going to destroy ourselves), you can turn on the news and get that a bit more clearly. Portman is fine, but there's not enough depth in her main character, and the same can be said for Oscar Isaac as her missing husband. It's still got great effects (should have been cited for them with AMPAS), but there's too many moments where Garland steers into Christopher Nolan-esque "isn't this cool?" storytelling for comfort. (Ranking: 3/5 stars)
Ant-Man (dir. Peyton Reed)
The best of these four films, Ant-Man is actually one of the finest Marvel movies, period. I loved the way that they don't necessarily feel the need to have a tragic backstory, and don't confuse comedy for weird like they did in Thor: Ragnorak. Paul Rudd is flawless (and his abs are well-exploited in a way I wasn't expecting) as Ant-Man, a hapless loser who becomes a random superhero, but seems to genuinely enjoy his powers. Evangeline Lilly matches well with him, but best-of-all is Michael Douglas as Lilly's father. Douglas is one of my all-time favorite actors, and watching him latch into a proper movie star role in a genuinely good movie for the first time in (decades?) is an unabashed joy for me. Add in truly innovative special effects, and you have the best Avengers film that doesn't have "Winter Soldier" in the title. (Ranking: 4/5 stars)
I Feel Pretty (dir. Abby Kohn & Marc Silverstein)
Amy Schumer's career since Trainwreck has been, well, the obvious title pun seems fitting. She cancelled her hit TV show, and had two flops last year (I think technically Snatched broke even, but considering her promise in Trainwreck that feels like a flop). I Feel Pretty was at least a financial success for Schumer, ensuring a future paycheck, but she has yet to capture the magic she exhibited with her show and Trainwreck, and seems to be losing the "Rom-Com Queen" wars to someone like Rebel Wilson, who seems a better fit for her material. I Feel Pretty has too many obvious jokes, and feels more like a lecture than a movie. The body positivity angles are so overdone, particularly by someone who the bulk of America wouldn't even notice as being "overweight" unless they put her next to Michelle Williams, that it is hokey. Michelle Williams' turn as a cosmetics boss with a bizarre, squeaky voice, is staggering at first, but I wasn't enchanted by this either-it felt just like a weird decision to make rather than finding something specific to say about her spoiled-but-not-dumb manager. Still, she's the best part of a dull movie-here's to hoping that Schumer finds her mojo again soon. (Ranking: 2/5 stars)
(Note-I get spoiler-y about Early Man, Annihilation, Ant-Man, and I Feel Pretty-if you haven't seen them and are planning to, skip over those reviews and just read the other ones!)
Early Man (dir. Nick Park)
This was, sadly, the first movie ever that I watched entirely by myself...not just me going by myself, but no one in the theater, a record I enjoyed attributing to a movie but didn't like because I support movie theaters and because, despite its obvious flaws, Early Man has charm. A movie depicting cavemen playing soccer, it trades a lot in the British humor that has made Nick Park a staple at the Oscars (Early Man is the rare movie that didn't compete from Park's Aardman Studios), and occasionally falls flat, but there's a lot of heart in this film, and some clever villainy as Tom Hiddleston embraces his dark side as Lord Nooth. A passing fancy, but still pleasurable and worth a quiet night in if you've liked Park's previous work. (Ranking: 3/5 stars)
Annihilation (dir. Alex Garland)
Arguably the movie that I would have most liked to explore in a larger review (you're going to notice four 2018 movies that aren't Oscar nominees that I do give full treatment to, and if you play close attention you'll notice an odd one I highlight as opposed to Annihilation, so call me out for it when you do). That said, while I adored Ex Machina a few years back, this one seemed to share that movie's ambitions, but not necessarily its execution. The final third of the movie is gorgeous but makes little sense, and if the metaphor is what it's supposed to be (that we're constantly going to destroy ourselves), you can turn on the news and get that a bit more clearly. Portman is fine, but there's not enough depth in her main character, and the same can be said for Oscar Isaac as her missing husband. It's still got great effects (should have been cited for them with AMPAS), but there's too many moments where Garland steers into Christopher Nolan-esque "isn't this cool?" storytelling for comfort. (Ranking: 3/5 stars)
Ant-Man (dir. Peyton Reed)The best of these four films, Ant-Man is actually one of the finest Marvel movies, period. I loved the way that they don't necessarily feel the need to have a tragic backstory, and don't confuse comedy for weird like they did in Thor: Ragnorak. Paul Rudd is flawless (and his abs are well-exploited in a way I wasn't expecting) as Ant-Man, a hapless loser who becomes a random superhero, but seems to genuinely enjoy his powers. Evangeline Lilly matches well with him, but best-of-all is Michael Douglas as Lilly's father. Douglas is one of my all-time favorite actors, and watching him latch into a proper movie star role in a genuinely good movie for the first time in (decades?) is an unabashed joy for me. Add in truly innovative special effects, and you have the best Avengers film that doesn't have "Winter Soldier" in the title. (Ranking: 4/5 stars)
I Feel Pretty (dir. Abby Kohn & Marc Silverstein)
Amy Schumer's career since Trainwreck has been, well, the obvious title pun seems fitting. She cancelled her hit TV show, and had two flops last year (I think technically Snatched broke even, but considering her promise in Trainwreck that feels like a flop). I Feel Pretty was at least a financial success for Schumer, ensuring a future paycheck, but she has yet to capture the magic she exhibited with her show and Trainwreck, and seems to be losing the "Rom-Com Queen" wars to someone like Rebel Wilson, who seems a better fit for her material. I Feel Pretty has too many obvious jokes, and feels more like a lecture than a movie. The body positivity angles are so overdone, particularly by someone who the bulk of America wouldn't even notice as being "overweight" unless they put her next to Michelle Williams, that it is hokey. Michelle Williams' turn as a cosmetics boss with a bizarre, squeaky voice, is staggering at first, but I wasn't enchanted by this either-it felt just like a weird decision to make rather than finding something specific to say about her spoiled-but-not-dumb manager. Still, she's the best part of a dull movie-here's to hoping that Schumer finds her mojo again soon. (Ranking: 2/5 stars)
Saturday, February 09, 2019
OVP: At Eternity's Gate (2018)
Film: At Eternity's Gate (2018)
Stars: Willem Dafoe, Rupert Friend, Mads Mikkelsen, Oscar Isaac
Director: Julian Schnabel
Oscar History: 1 nomination (Best Actor-Willem Dafoe)
Snap Judgment Ranking: 2/5 stars
Last year I saw a movie that stuck with me in a way I hadn't anticipated when I first caught it. Loving Vincent was something glorious to behold as a piece of actual art, recreating with hand-painted animation the most famous works of Vincent van Gogh. The plotting of the picture occasionally left something to be desired, but the actual film itself literally was so incredible it elicited gasps from the audience. I left the movie in a state of wonder, and just spent hours in the weeks after looking up all of the paintings-a sign of a strong impact. Its existence made me curious as to why a live-action biopic was coming out this year focusing on the tortured artist, though considering it was made by Julian Schnabel, it's entirely possible that he started making the film years before anyone had even heard of Loving Vincent. At Eternity's Gate received a surprise citation for Best Actor at this year's Oscars (most were expecting the fifth nomination to go to either Ethan Hawke or John David Washington), so as we're trying to get through as many of our missing Oscar-nominated films as possible before the ceremony, I figured it was high time we took a look at this back-to-back biopic of the famed Dutch painter.
(This is a pretty famous story-you need a spoiler alert?) The film tells the story of van Gogh's (Dafoe) life largely toward the end of its existence, with little heed paid to his early work as a painter and instead is focused entirely on his downfall & destruction, particularly looking at his relationships with his brother Theo (Friend) and fellow painter Paul Cezanne (Isaac). The movie plays a bit fast-and-loose with the truth, not least of which by casting the 62-year-old Dafoe as the painter, despite the fact that the real-life van Gogh died at the age of 37, but this isn't meant to be a film taken literally, and frequently it's difficult to tell fact from fiction even within the confines of Schnabel's creation.
This is because the movie itself is shot in a staggered, disjointed pattern that feels less artistic and more "artistic." In Schnabel's magnum opus The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly it makes sense that the world has a very specific vantage point since it's largely shot from the eyes of a man stuck with locked-in syndrome, so you want to get inside of his specific worldview (this is a film I couldn't stand, for the record, but one where I at least understood some of the creative decisions). Here, though, there are only occasional shots of this type of vision, where we randomly find ourselves walking into one of van Gogh's paintings (a gimmick better-employed by Loving Vincent), and it seems more like we're getting an indulgent director whom the cinematographer refused to give a flat "no" to some of his worst impulses.
At Eternity's Gate, as a result, is a pretty poor film despite occasional shots of beauty and some solid actors in the foreground. Dafoe, such a sensitive soul for a man who has spent most of his career playing villains, finds instant humanity in his work as van Gogh, so I get the urge to nominate him, and considering the dreadful decisions Oscar made this year in Best Actor, it's hard to rag on this one too hard. That said, this is hardly monumental work, with us finding only the most familiar story beats from his work as a tortured artist, and Dafoe (in films like Platoon or The Florida Project) is capable of so much more. Isaac is also fair, though unknowable as Cezanne, but he's so continually good these days it's hard not to want more from him. But neither is particularly bad-it's Schnabel's sophomoric direction, like he's shooting a college art film, that makes this film instantly forgettable and regrettable.
Stars: Willem Dafoe, Rupert Friend, Mads Mikkelsen, Oscar Isaac
Director: Julian Schnabel
Oscar History: 1 nomination (Best Actor-Willem Dafoe)
Snap Judgment Ranking: 2/5 stars
Last year I saw a movie that stuck with me in a way I hadn't anticipated when I first caught it. Loving Vincent was something glorious to behold as a piece of actual art, recreating with hand-painted animation the most famous works of Vincent van Gogh. The plotting of the picture occasionally left something to be desired, but the actual film itself literally was so incredible it elicited gasps from the audience. I left the movie in a state of wonder, and just spent hours in the weeks after looking up all of the paintings-a sign of a strong impact. Its existence made me curious as to why a live-action biopic was coming out this year focusing on the tortured artist, though considering it was made by Julian Schnabel, it's entirely possible that he started making the film years before anyone had even heard of Loving Vincent. At Eternity's Gate received a surprise citation for Best Actor at this year's Oscars (most were expecting the fifth nomination to go to either Ethan Hawke or John David Washington), so as we're trying to get through as many of our missing Oscar-nominated films as possible before the ceremony, I figured it was high time we took a look at this back-to-back biopic of the famed Dutch painter.
(This is a pretty famous story-you need a spoiler alert?) The film tells the story of van Gogh's (Dafoe) life largely toward the end of its existence, with little heed paid to his early work as a painter and instead is focused entirely on his downfall & destruction, particularly looking at his relationships with his brother Theo (Friend) and fellow painter Paul Cezanne (Isaac). The movie plays a bit fast-and-loose with the truth, not least of which by casting the 62-year-old Dafoe as the painter, despite the fact that the real-life van Gogh died at the age of 37, but this isn't meant to be a film taken literally, and frequently it's difficult to tell fact from fiction even within the confines of Schnabel's creation.
This is because the movie itself is shot in a staggered, disjointed pattern that feels less artistic and more "artistic." In Schnabel's magnum opus The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly it makes sense that the world has a very specific vantage point since it's largely shot from the eyes of a man stuck with locked-in syndrome, so you want to get inside of his specific worldview (this is a film I couldn't stand, for the record, but one where I at least understood some of the creative decisions). Here, though, there are only occasional shots of this type of vision, where we randomly find ourselves walking into one of van Gogh's paintings (a gimmick better-employed by Loving Vincent), and it seems more like we're getting an indulgent director whom the cinematographer refused to give a flat "no" to some of his worst impulses.
At Eternity's Gate, as a result, is a pretty poor film despite occasional shots of beauty and some solid actors in the foreground. Dafoe, such a sensitive soul for a man who has spent most of his career playing villains, finds instant humanity in his work as van Gogh, so I get the urge to nominate him, and considering the dreadful decisions Oscar made this year in Best Actor, it's hard to rag on this one too hard. That said, this is hardly monumental work, with us finding only the most familiar story beats from his work as a tortured artist, and Dafoe (in films like Platoon or The Florida Project) is capable of so much more. Isaac is also fair, though unknowable as Cezanne, but he's so continually good these days it's hard not to want more from him. But neither is particularly bad-it's Schnabel's sophomoric direction, like he's shooting a college art film, that makes this film instantly forgettable and regrettable.
Saturday, December 23, 2017
OVP: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Film: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Stars: Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Laura Dern
Director: Rian Johnson
Oscar History: 4 nominations (Best Score, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Visual Effects)
Snap Judgment Ranking: 3/5 stars
In recent years, we have seen an influx in long-delayed sequels to movies. Franchises such as Rocky, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, and Blade Runner have emerged from a long dormancy, all the while coming back with an updated storyline and a continuation of a tale we know so well. Perhaps no film series has done this in as big and splashy of a way as Star Wars, which this month brought its eighth (or ninth, depending on how we count Rogue One) entry into the series. These sequels, though, have something very much in common: the intense need for nostalgia to sell their stories. It is impossible to look at The Last Jedi separate from the nostalgia that it feeds from, but that's a problem for a franchise that is so central to American cinema in the new millennium.
(Spoilers Ahead) The film itself is largely known to most of us, not least of which because it's already made a fortune ($600 million at the global box office and counting), but also because it's very familiar to previous tales of the Star Wars saga. The movie is the second chapter of a new trilogy, so it's going to be dark, and indeed, we see conflicts with our leading characters such as Rey (Ridley), Kylo Ren (Driver), and to a lesser extent Poe (Isaac). All-the-while we see the expansion of the world that George Lucas created decades ago, alien planets and epic battle scenes, and the smaller moments like those between Luke and Leia, as Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher have returned for another entry in the series.
It is in this latter attribute that The Last Jedi gleans most of its power. What made The Force Awakens so fun was not its plot or the updated effects, but the sheer movie magic of watching some of the most iconic characters of all-time be revisited decades after they were retired. Harrison Ford as Han Solo boarding the Millennium Falcon literally made me clutch my fist in the air the first time I saw it. I'm not even a Star Wars nerd, exactly (though I've gotten closer through the years, at least in terms of appreciating it for its place in movie lore), but there's a joy in watching Luke Skywalker clutch a blue lightsaber again or catching Carrie Fisher's trademark sardonic spunk infiltrate Princess Leia. It's the same thing with catching a weathered Sylvester Stallone as Rocky one last time in Creed or Andy Serkis fighting with himself again in The Hobbit. It's not the intensity of the original, but these are such storied part of our cinematic universe that watching someone try to recapture this magic gives me goosebumps. The best moments of The Last Jedi rest with Hamill and Fisher, particularly a shared kiss on the forehead late in the film, as we understand that Luke Skywalker is soon for the ether, and tragically Fisher's work here is her final portrayal of the princess-turned-general. It's in these moments that, in the same way a series finale gets the easy tears, you forget you're watching a movie and suddenly are a younger version of yourself, seeing your heroes battle once again onscreen.
The problem here isn't that these moments aren't effective, it's that they're perhaps the only truly effective things happening in The Last Jedi. While some of the visuals are interesting (I adored the red sand battle, a spectacular visual), and I thought finally introducing sex into a galaxy far, far away (Kylo Ren wasn't shirtless for nothing here) was a nice touch, nothing in the movie comes close to being as special as Leia meeting Luke again, or really much of anything that the first two films in the original trilogy achieved. It's hard to invest in characters who are so obviously carbon copies of the original characters. Luke's a girl now, Leia's black and male, and Han's Latino, but well-intentioned diversity isn't going to change the fact that we've already watched this trilogy before, and the formula is so intensely similar between A New Hope/Empire and Force Awakens/Last Jedi that it's hard not to think of this more as a remake than a sequel.
And that's bad for the crown jewel of our franchise-heavy cinematic universe, particularly one so celebrated by Disney, because the characters are dying off a wee bit too quickly. Though obviously fate played a cruel trick on Episode IX (it's obvious Fisher was going to be a centerpiece of the final film in this trilogy), with Hamill and Ford's characters both dead, the nostalgia will be in short supply in our next iteration. Sure, we will see the robots and Chewbacca, but it's just not the same without Luke, Leia, or Han (if Disney knows what's good for them, they've already sent a blank check to Billy Dee Williams to reprise Lando in Episode IX). And without that, we're going to have a problem as Rey, Poe, and Finn just aren't distinctive enough to root for without the help of the originals. It's not a fault of the actors (there is no universe where Oscar Isaac isn't a better thespian than Mark Hamill), but the writing doesn't allow for us to know them, instead smartly focusing on the characters we already have a proven track record with. This shouldn't affect my score of Episode VIII too much (it's getting three stars as its own entity), but when a movie basically ends on a cliffhanger (which this one does), what comes after should directly affect its score, and it's very hard to see the next movie getting past the gargantuan mountain of not having Han/Leia/Luke to fall back upon, and getting us to root for characters who are just too unknown for anyone to care about without tricking ourselves into accepting a facsimile.
Stars: Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Laura Dern
Director: Rian Johnson
Oscar History: 4 nominations (Best Score, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Visual Effects)
Snap Judgment Ranking: 3/5 stars
In recent years, we have seen an influx in long-delayed sequels to movies. Franchises such as Rocky, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, and Blade Runner have emerged from a long dormancy, all the while coming back with an updated storyline and a continuation of a tale we know so well. Perhaps no film series has done this in as big and splashy of a way as Star Wars, which this month brought its eighth (or ninth, depending on how we count Rogue One) entry into the series. These sequels, though, have something very much in common: the intense need for nostalgia to sell their stories. It is impossible to look at The Last Jedi separate from the nostalgia that it feeds from, but that's a problem for a franchise that is so central to American cinema in the new millennium.
(Spoilers Ahead) The film itself is largely known to most of us, not least of which because it's already made a fortune ($600 million at the global box office and counting), but also because it's very familiar to previous tales of the Star Wars saga. The movie is the second chapter of a new trilogy, so it's going to be dark, and indeed, we see conflicts with our leading characters such as Rey (Ridley), Kylo Ren (Driver), and to a lesser extent Poe (Isaac). All-the-while we see the expansion of the world that George Lucas created decades ago, alien planets and epic battle scenes, and the smaller moments like those between Luke and Leia, as Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher have returned for another entry in the series.
It is in this latter attribute that The Last Jedi gleans most of its power. What made The Force Awakens so fun was not its plot or the updated effects, but the sheer movie magic of watching some of the most iconic characters of all-time be revisited decades after they were retired. Harrison Ford as Han Solo boarding the Millennium Falcon literally made me clutch my fist in the air the first time I saw it. I'm not even a Star Wars nerd, exactly (though I've gotten closer through the years, at least in terms of appreciating it for its place in movie lore), but there's a joy in watching Luke Skywalker clutch a blue lightsaber again or catching Carrie Fisher's trademark sardonic spunk infiltrate Princess Leia. It's the same thing with catching a weathered Sylvester Stallone as Rocky one last time in Creed or Andy Serkis fighting with himself again in The Hobbit. It's not the intensity of the original, but these are such storied part of our cinematic universe that watching someone try to recapture this magic gives me goosebumps. The best moments of The Last Jedi rest with Hamill and Fisher, particularly a shared kiss on the forehead late in the film, as we understand that Luke Skywalker is soon for the ether, and tragically Fisher's work here is her final portrayal of the princess-turned-general. It's in these moments that, in the same way a series finale gets the easy tears, you forget you're watching a movie and suddenly are a younger version of yourself, seeing your heroes battle once again onscreen.
The problem here isn't that these moments aren't effective, it's that they're perhaps the only truly effective things happening in The Last Jedi. While some of the visuals are interesting (I adored the red sand battle, a spectacular visual), and I thought finally introducing sex into a galaxy far, far away (Kylo Ren wasn't shirtless for nothing here) was a nice touch, nothing in the movie comes close to being as special as Leia meeting Luke again, or really much of anything that the first two films in the original trilogy achieved. It's hard to invest in characters who are so obviously carbon copies of the original characters. Luke's a girl now, Leia's black and male, and Han's Latino, but well-intentioned diversity isn't going to change the fact that we've already watched this trilogy before, and the formula is so intensely similar between A New Hope/Empire and Force Awakens/Last Jedi that it's hard not to think of this more as a remake than a sequel.
And that's bad for the crown jewel of our franchise-heavy cinematic universe, particularly one so celebrated by Disney, because the characters are dying off a wee bit too quickly. Though obviously fate played a cruel trick on Episode IX (it's obvious Fisher was going to be a centerpiece of the final film in this trilogy), with Hamill and Ford's characters both dead, the nostalgia will be in short supply in our next iteration. Sure, we will see the robots and Chewbacca, but it's just not the same without Luke, Leia, or Han (if Disney knows what's good for them, they've already sent a blank check to Billy Dee Williams to reprise Lando in Episode IX). And without that, we're going to have a problem as Rey, Poe, and Finn just aren't distinctive enough to root for without the help of the originals. It's not a fault of the actors (there is no universe where Oscar Isaac isn't a better thespian than Mark Hamill), but the writing doesn't allow for us to know them, instead smartly focusing on the characters we already have a proven track record with. This shouldn't affect my score of Episode VIII too much (it's getting three stars as its own entity), but when a movie basically ends on a cliffhanger (which this one does), what comes after should directly affect its score, and it's very hard to see the next movie getting past the gargantuan mountain of not having Han/Leia/Luke to fall back upon, and getting us to root for characters who are just too unknown for anyone to care about without tricking ourselves into accepting a facsimile.
Monday, November 27, 2017
The 5 Stages of Grief: Prince Harry's Engagement
As you may have heard, my crush of 22 years (we're the same age, it's fine), Prince Henry Charles Albert David has announced his engagement to Meghan Markle. Yes, yes, I'm sure she's a nice person and pretty, but I have had my designs on him for 22 years, so I figured it was appropriate I still go through the five stages of grief as I wonder what might have been:
1. Denial
"I mean, can you really believe anything on the internet anymore? Can't Fake News work in my favor just once?"
2. Anger
"Maybe I dumped him! Did you ever think of that?!?"
3. Bargaining
"Perhaps the marriage only counts in England, and he's still single in the states."
4. Depression
"How do you change the background on you computer again?!?"
5. Acceptance
"Oscar Isaac's still single, right?"
Thursday, November 09, 2017
My Dream Presidential Cabinet
Continuing on with my random "if I was president" thread for Election Week, I figured I'd get my truly large inner-election nerd on and pick my presidential cabinet, because why not (we're stuck with Trump for four years...or potentially Pence, Mueller-willing, which is nearly as bad but in a less "the world could end in a tweet" way), so pretending may just get us through the turmoil of Trump being in charge.
In picking each position, I wanted to assemble a cabinet that is eminently qualified for their positions-people with experience with their cabinet positions (unlike Ben Carson), people who are actually able to do the job (unlike Betsy DeVos), and who will act admirably in the position (unlike Jeff Sessions). I also wanted a cabinet that is representative of the United States, so you will see persons of color on this cabinet which are severely lacking in Trump's cabinet, some geographic diversity (though I do lean a bit harder on California than anywhere else), and a gender equilibrium between men and women (which is also severely lacking in Trump's cabinet, and quite frankly in every cabinet that's ever been assembled by a president in the United States). I will note that there is no LGBT person in this cabinet, but as I'm president in this hypothetical, I promise you-I have that covered. Without further adieu, here is whom I would pick for my "fantasy presidential cabinet."
(Couple of Side Notes: If you want to know what I'd have these cabinet secretaries do in office, read Monday's platform office. I also want to call out that these are the offices I think should be in the cabinet-I know that this differs from the cabinets pulled together by Presidents Bush, Obama, and Trump, and perhaps a rarity for me, I took ideas from all three to assemble this lineup of offices. I'm also aware that all of these people have had other previous experiences-I just listed the major ones, but they're all accomplished individuals you should research further as I think they are all fine leaders. Home state is more the state that either they grew up in or the state where they held public office-it's a little difficult to figure out, as happily a few of the individuals are born abroad, showing my administration's commitment to immigrants discovering their American dream. Finally, I didn't appoint any Republicans because I didn't want...if they wanted to stand up for bipartisanship, they wouldn't still be supporting Trump).
In picking each position, I wanted to assemble a cabinet that is eminently qualified for their positions-people with experience with their cabinet positions (unlike Ben Carson), people who are actually able to do the job (unlike Betsy DeVos), and who will act admirably in the position (unlike Jeff Sessions). I also wanted a cabinet that is representative of the United States, so you will see persons of color on this cabinet which are severely lacking in Trump's cabinet, some geographic diversity (though I do lean a bit harder on California than anywhere else), and a gender equilibrium between men and women (which is also severely lacking in Trump's cabinet, and quite frankly in every cabinet that's ever been assembled by a president in the United States). I will note that there is no LGBT person in this cabinet, but as I'm president in this hypothetical, I promise you-I have that covered. Without further adieu, here is whom I would pick for my "fantasy presidential cabinet."
(Couple of Side Notes: If you want to know what I'd have these cabinet secretaries do in office, read Monday's platform office. I also want to call out that these are the offices I think should be in the cabinet-I know that this differs from the cabinets pulled together by Presidents Bush, Obama, and Trump, and perhaps a rarity for me, I took ideas from all three to assemble this lineup of offices. I'm also aware that all of these people have had other previous experiences-I just listed the major ones, but they're all accomplished individuals you should research further as I think they are all fine leaders. Home state is more the state that either they grew up in or the state where they held public office-it's a little difficult to figure out, as happily a few of the individuals are born abroad, showing my administration's commitment to immigrants discovering their American dream. Finally, I didn't appoint any Republicans because I didn't want...if they wanted to stand up for bipartisanship, they wouldn't still be supporting Trump).
Vice President Claire McCaskill
State of Residence: Missouri
Previous Experience: US Senator (2007-Present), Auditor (1999-2007)
Secretary of State Samantha Power
Home State: Massachusetts (born in Ireland)
Previous Experience: Ambassador to the United Nations (2013-17)
Secretary of the Treasury Sylvia Matthews Burwell
State of Residence: West Virginia
Previous Experience: HHS Secretary (2014-17), OMB Director (2013-14), White House Deputy Chief of Staff (1997-98)
Secretary of Defense Michele Flournoy
State of Residence: California
Previous Experience: Under Secretary of Defense for Policy (2009-12)
Attorney General Sally Yates
State of Residence: Georgia
Previous Experience: US Attorney General (2017), Deputy Attorney General (2015-17), US Attorney (2010-15)
Secretary of the Interior David Hayes
State of Residence: California
Previous Experience: US Deputy Secretary of the Interior (2009-13)
Secretary of Agriculture John Salazar
State of Residence: Colorado
Previous Experience: US House of Representatives (2005-11)
Secretary of Commerce Ursula Burns
State of Residence: New York
Previous Experience: CEO of Xerox (2010-17)
Secretary of Labor Julie Su
State of Residence: California
Previous Experience: Labor Commissioner of California (2011-Present)
Secretary of Health & Human Services Martin O'Malley
State of Residence: Maryland
Previous Experience: Governor of Maryland (2007-15), Mayor of Baltimore (1999-2007)
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development Betsy Hodges
State of Residence: Minnesota
Previous Experience: Mayor of Minneapolis (2014-Present)
Secretary of Transportation Michael Nutter
State of Residence: Pennsylvania
Previous Experience: Mayor of Philadelphia (2008-16), Chairman of the Pennsylvania Convention Center Authority Board (2003-07)
Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm
State of Residence: Michigan (born in Canada)
Previous Experience: Governor of Michigan (2003-11), Michigan Attorney General (1999-03)
Secretary of Education Mike Easley
State of Residence: North Carolina
Previous Experience: Governor of North Carolina (2001-09), Attorney General of North Carolina (1993-2001)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs Phebe Novakovic
State of Residence: Virginia
Previous Experience: CEO of General Dynamics (2014-Present)
Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas
State of Residence: Florida (born in Cuba)
Previous Experience: Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security (2013-16), Director of Citizenship and Immigration Services (2009-13), US Attorney (1998-2000)
Chief of Staff Amanda Renteria
State of Residence: California
Previous Experience: Hillary for America National Political Director (2016), Chief of Staff for Sen. Stabenow (2008-13)
EPA Administrator Daniel Esty
State of Residence: Connecticut
Previous Experience: Commissioner of Connecticut Department of Energy and Environmental Protection (2011-14)
OMB Director Jason Furman
State of Residence: New York
Previous Experience: Chair of the Council of Economic Advisors (2013-17)
US Trade Representative Miriam Sapiro
State of Residence: New York
Previous Experience: US Trade Representative (2013)
Small Business Administration Administrator Pedro Cortes
State of Residence: Pennsylvania
Previous Experience: Secretary of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (2003-10, 2015-17)
United Nations Ambassador Kristie Kenney
State of Residence: District of Columbia
Previous Experience: Counselor of the US Department of State (2016-17), US Ambassador to Thailand (2011-14), US Ambassador to the Philippines (2006-09), Ambassador to Ecuador (2002-05)
Chair of the Council of Economic Advisors
State of Residence: California
Previous Experience: Dean of the Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs (2012-Present), Member of the Council of Economic Advisors (2009-11)
Director of National Intelligence Janet Wolfenbarger
State of Residence: Florida
Previous Experience: Air-Force 4-Star General (2012-15)
First Gentleman Oscar Isaac
State of Residence: Florida (Born in Guatemala)
Previous Experience: Golden Globe Winner (2016), Office of My Future Husband (2013-Present)
Wednesday, November 01, 2017
12 Best Actors Without an Oscar Nomination
Okay, here we go! This isn't going to mean much to you, probably, since it's just another article, but this is the first day of NaNoWriMo for me! Right now I am probably, frantically, wondering how on earth I am going to write 50,000 words in a month, and fretting about my writerly process, or perhaps (I can occasionally be an optimist) I'm knee-deep in my book, writing to my heart's content because I've spent the past month heartily preparing and am ready for this adventure (I'm writing this on October 7th, so who knows what's happened in the world in the past few weeks).
As a result of this being NaNoWriMo, you're going to be noticing some things might be a little unusual on the blog, namely that I'm not going to be reacting to the events of the day as often as I usually do, and the focus is going to be more on timeless issues (like movies, reviews, OVP, and history) than the events of the day. Hopefully you don't mind, as this is me trying to do something new and exciting in my life, while also maintaining TMROJ to the best of my abilities. If there's something truly groundbreaking in the news (something I feel I would be remiss to comment on like a major political/entertainment announcement or where I need to write an obituary), I might come back from my sabbatical early, but otherwise the only current event I'm allowing myself time to discuss on the blog is the election (you'll get a recap of what happened in Virginia, New Jersey, and across the country). Otherwise, all of these articles will have been written in advance for the next thirty days.
One of the fun things about doing this is that I get to create a lot of lists, as those are the easiest to package in advance, and we're going to start out with a doozy, one that I've been sitting on for a while-the actors that I most think deserve an Academy Award nomination, but for some reason never received one. This is, bizarrely, a list I've never actually put together on this blog before despite my obsession with the Oscars, and I can't exactly explain why (I've done write-ups about people most "owed" an Oscar, but never my personal tastes). Perhaps it's because, as I've documented in the past, I don't think there's a lot of actors who really cry out in a major way "why haven't they ever been nominated?!?" I'm sure there are performers who are giving me side eye right now (if somehow one of them came across this blog), but while it's easy to list actors who have never won an Oscar who should deserved one, most of the major, critically-acclaimed actors at some point in their careers have won at least a nomination. Even actors who are principally known for commercial work like Doris Day and Harrison Ford wound up in Oscar's good graces during their careers.
It's also because most long lists of actor's who deserved an Oscar nomination in the past end up being written as if there are an unlimited number of nominations in a year-there aren't. Yes, it's very, very easy to come up with occasional nominations that were undeserved, but those aren't always in the right year to warrant a nomination. If you're going to call someone out as a "snub," you need to also be willing to get rid of some of the nominees that made it instead, and most writers won't do that. Frequently on lists like this I see a name like John Cusack, a major movie star who probably, collectively, deserved a nomination at some point, but for what, exactly? Was John Cusack ever actually one of the five best nominees in a year? The people below I include because I think they had careers that were/are huge in the motion pictures AND because they have given at least one performance that I'd argue was one of the five best of that year (if not higher), that they would have displaced one of the nominees in my book. It's genuinely hard for me to find people who fit both of those criteria, but the below twelve are the actors who most make my blood boil when I think about them not having been cited at some point in their careers. Without further adieu...
12. Jeanne Moreau
Why She Was Never Nominated: With this sole exception, I largely stuck to actors who worked primarily in English-language films, as those are overwhelmingly the ones favored by Oscar. This list could entirely have been made up just of brilliant actors who didn't work in English-language films that have been amongst the year's bests in the past (Lu Chen, Jean-Paul Belmondo, Toshiro Mifune...). But considering that Isabelle Huppert finally broke the mold this past year, it seems a shame that Jeanne Moreau, the great French actress, never joined those who had similar crossover appeal and insane talent (Huppert, Catherine Deneuve, Juliette Binoche, Marion Cotillard, Anouk Aimee, Isabelle Adjani) in winning just one dance with Oscar.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Moreau won the BAFTA Award for Viva Villa!, and was nominated for Jules and Jim. She also took Best Actress at Cannes for Seven Days...Seven Nights, and grabbed the Cesar for The Old Lady Who Walked in the Sea.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: I certainly would buy an argument for La Notte or Bay of Angels, but honestly-how did she not make it for Jules and Jim? I get that 1962 was a tough year for Best Actress, but I'd probably be willing to displace pretty much anyone for what Moreau accomplishes as Catherine, a careless, cruel, intensely beautiful and magnetic presence in Francois Truffaut's greatest masterpiece (and one of my personal favorite pictures).
Chances in the Future: Moreau died earlier this year, meaning that we'll never get to hear her name while an envelope is announced (and somehow she never took the Governor's Award).
11. Ann Miller
Why She Was Never Nominated: Ann Miller's career has always perplexed me. Despite talent, beauty, and tap dancing skills that were pretty much unrivaled in Hollywood, she was never really a leading lady. In fact, I couldn't find a single movie that she was ever the headliner of, which is strange because she wasn't your typical "character actress." This is perhaps why she was never cited-she didn't play the doting mother or wife in a drama all that often (denying her the ability to be someone like Thelma Ritter or Claire Trevor), instead providing the comic relief in musicals and insane dancing ability. Perhaps her career was too comical, and she was too shapely, to be taken seriously?
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Other than a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Miller's only reward was a long tenure in Hollywood.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: Some may go with Miller's most serious role, and the one that she is most well-known for to modern audiences as Coco in Mulholland Drive (she, is, indeed a strange link to the failed dreams of Hollywood in that film), but I'd go with something flat-out marvelous like her work in Kiss Me Kate. Miller steals the entire movie away from Kathryn Grayson, and is, well, spectacular.
Chances in the Future: Miller passed away in 2004, so we'll never have the opportunity. Perhaps the best reward is that she is still seen regularly on Turner Classic Movies nearly every month, something some of her leading lady costars can't even claim. #Revenge?
10. Jim Carrey
Why He Was Never Nominated: Carrey is that classic conundrum of the comedian who has talent, and yet can't make it work with Oscar. Similarly to others like Danny Kaye or Bob Hope, Carrey went from being a comedic leading man to showing that he had real ability in the late 1990's and early 2000's, but Oscar never seemed interested. As a result, he's actually the most Golden Globe-nominated film actor EVER to never land an Oscar nomination.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Carrey has been cited for six Golden Globes, winning two back-to-back trophies (he made the wisecrack that he was now "the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes,"), as well as a BAFTA nomination and a Grammy nomination. Plus, he had one of the best "Loser Moments" ever when he showed up at the 1998 Oscars after just missing.
When He Should Have Been Nominated: Carrey deserved two nominations (I've never seen Man on the Moon, so quite frankly he might be the most overdue actor, period, if you look at just actual nominations and their collective careers): The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. 1998 was admittedly a very good year, and someone worthy was bound to miss, but 2004 wasn't, and there's really no excuse for his losing as Joel Barish-he should have won the damn thing.
Chances in the Future: Probably not. Carrey isn't an actor that does this sort of work anymore-quite frankly. He kind of stopped working in major movies after he bad-mouthed Kick-Ass 2 publicly (he did have a hit the following year, but that was already in the can at that point, and was a sequel to one of his biggest pictures). His interviews have grown increasingly erratic in recent years, as has his off-screen behavior, and at this point even an Honorary Oscar would be a surprise.
9. Meg Ryan
Why She Was Never Nominated: Ryan never had quite the luck that her fellow 90's "America's Sweethearts" did with Oscar (Julia Roberts & Sandra Bullock both of course have their own statues). This is a pity as Ryan is a superb actress and arguably starred in the best actual films during her heyday as a Rom-Com queen. That said, she couldn't land it for her dramatic turn in Courage Under Fire, and her career got destroyed after she was caught cheating on Dennis Quaid with Russell Crowe (sexism of course rears its ugly head here, as Crowe went on to become a major movie star and an Oscar-winner in the wake of such publicity). Since then, she's never really landed a major role and has largely disappeared from Hollywood, particularly after The Women was universally-panned (though it did better than you remember at the Box Office).
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Ryan picked up a trio of Golden Globe nominations for her rom-com triumvirate When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, and You've Got Mail.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: The critic in me wants to say When Harry Met Sally, perhaps her breeziest performance, but the ardent fan in me will stick to one of my all-time favorite movies Sleepless in Seattle. Her Annie is wonderfully-felt, charming, lived-in, lonely, heartbreaking, relatable, and layered-it's one of my favorite romantic performances, and I literally watch it every year at Christmas. That she couldn't make it for either is a crime.
Chances in the Future: Doubtful-she's not famous enough anymore to get an Honorary Oscar, and she hardly works at all. She seems to want to move into direction-maybe she'll have a knack for that? It is how Clint Eastwood, Kevin Costner, and Mel Gibson finally started getting nominated after being skipped over for commercial acting fare.
8. Joseph Cotten
Why He Was Never Nominated: Cotten was that leading man who never really caught on as an icon, despite starring in some of the biggest films of all-time, and being a favorite of two of Hollywood's best directors (Orson Welles and Alfred Hitchcock). This wasn't for a lack of talent, though, as Cotten always delivered with his characters, bringing forward complicated men who blurred the line between righteous & sinister.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Like Ann Miller, he got a spot on the Walk of Fame, but really that was it for this leading man, whose greatest trophy might be the place that Citizen Kane ended up taking in the history of the movies (not many people get to have second billing on the "greatest film of all-time").
When He Should Have Been Nominated: Citizen Kane is a perfect movie, truly one of the cinema's greatest, but Cotten's performance there isn't why he should have been nominated. Instead, he should have been cited for his work in The Third Man, an achievement also over-shadowed by Welles (who should have made Supporting Actor that year), but Cotten himself is marvelous as the complicated, slow-march-into-hell man at the center of Harry Lime's plot.
Chances in the Future: Cotten passed away in 1994, leaving behind a laundry list of great film credits but no Oscar.
7. Oscar Isaac
Why He Was Never Nominated: His performances have so far been the right kind, wrong picture. Isaac is emerging onto the stage of superstardom with the Star Wars franchise giving him the kind of exposure that turned Harrison Ford from a player in low-budget movies decades ago into an action superstar. Isaac, though, seems to care a lot more about arthouse fare than Ford ever appeared to, starring in complicated movies like Inside Llewyn Davis, A Most Violent Year, and Ex Machina.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Picked up a Golden Globe for Show Me a Hero, as well as a second nomination for Llewyn Davis. He's also won the position as my future husband, truly the greatest prize of all.
When He Should Have Been Nominated: I genuinely would have nominated him for all three of those performances. Honestly-Isaac is such a good and exciting actor it's staggering to me he hasn't gotten more traction yet; the only reason he's not higher on this list is that he's so new to the public consciousness & that I'm sure he'll make it eventually, so I'm less perturbed than I am for the next six. I think his best performance may well have been Ex Machina, a movie that seems destined to gain stature as the years go by, it's like a cross between Elon Musk and John Huston in Chinatown.
Chances in the Future: Solid. Isaac is too good of an actor and working too often to stay off of Oscar's shortlist for a long. The better question is, though, whether he is cited for work as good as what he's done before now (ala Michael Fassbender) or is eventually cited for a performance that's not nearly as fascinating (ala Andrew Garfield).
6. Peter Lorre
Why He Was Never Nominated: Lorre's that strange supporting player who never really took off in the supporting categories. His best shot may have arguably been for his work with Humphrey Bogart in classics like The Maltese Falcon, but for some reason noir was very hit-or-miss when it came to actual acting nominations (Bogart himself was never even nominated for his work in one of these films), and his star in the 1930's wasn't strong enough to grab the Academy's attention during its formative years.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Aside from his Walk of Fame star (a gimme for major actors of his generation), Lorre's only other public honor was being nominated for the Golden Lion at Venice, but this was a director, not an actor.
When He Should Have Been Nominated: I would have cited Lorre for The Maltese Falcon, as his work as Joel Cairo was spectacular, and considering the film's Best Picture nomination, he should have joined costar Sydney Greenstreet as a nominee. But Lorre's best performance was one of his first, as a child killer in M, a seismic achievement in acting and one of the most powerful performances of the 1930's.
Chances in the Future: Lorre died in 1964, leaving behind several film classics, the largest of being his small role as Ugarte in Casablanca.
5. Scarlett Johansson
Why She Was Never Nominated: Some of the actors on this list I'm postulating as to why they were never nominated, and would invite those who are more associated with these actors' past Oscar campaigns to weigh in, but here's a case where I'm old enough to remember why Johansson missed, and it was greed. In 2003, ScarJo had two major roles competing for Best Actress (Girl with a Pearl Earring and Lost in Translation), and while it seemed probable that the surging LiT was the better shot at a nomination, the studios didn't want to get into each other's way and so they commit massive category fraud moving her to supporting in LiT, likely killing her traction in the race and leaving room for surprise nominees Samantha Morton and Keisha Castle-Hughes instead. Had they just stuck with a lead campaign, I think her work for Sofia Coppola probably would have snuck her in in one of the most bizarre Best Actress fields I remember seeing.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Johansson has yet to score with Oscar, but she's a favorite of the HFPA, boasting four nominations at the Golden Globes.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: Her work in Lost in Translation remains, in my opinion, her best, and better than most of the nominees that year (and I'd even argue, the winner). I also would have cited her for Under the Skin, a film that was never going to catch on with Oscar but was proof that a decade of lounging in bad rom-com's and action flicks didn't dim her star when it came to acting talent.
Chances in the Future: If she's going to get it, it's going to have to be soon. She's a major star, obviously, but she's 33 now and while that's not an acting death knell for Oscar, it is a time when you need to start making your move on a trophy. I still think she makes it at some point though-she feels too famous not to land at least once.
4. Myrna Loy
Why She Was Never Nominated: Loy's best performances were always light comedy, and she made them look incredibly easy. While the early Academy wasn't nearly as allergic to comedy as later generations of voters, they still had a propensity to favor melodrama, which wasn't Loy's strong suit (even her best dramatic performance, in The Best Years of Our Lives, is arguably the 4th or 5th best performance in that movie). Even so, it's a pity that one of the finest performers of the 1930's never joined women like Carole Lombard or Jean Arthur with at least one nomination.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Loy actually does have an Oscar even if she never won a nomination, due to an Honorary trophy she won at the 63rd Academy Awards. Her victory was actually a result over an uproar when Sophia Loren, who already had a trophy, picked up a statue despite numerous longtime performers like Myrna Loy who had never won an Oscar. The Academy agreed with those complaining and gave them both statues.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: It seems truly bizarre to me, even in a year where Best Actress was pretty competitive (just ask Bette Davis!) that Loy couldn't get in for her pitch-perfect work in The Thin Man while her leading man William Powell was included. This would have been the perfect moment to cite her gifts.
Chances in the Future: Thankfully Loy won as a result of that petition, as she would die just two years later.
3. Edward G. Robinson
Why He Was Never Nominated: For the most part, Robinson's career as a leading man wasn't in the sorts of films that won Oscars, but instead just made oodles of money. Though longtime player as a tough-guy gangster in pictures like Little Caesar and Kid Galahad, he was apparently a kind and sensitive man off-screen (who fell victim to the McCarthy-era political climate when he was forced to name names before HUAC), his tough guy exterior and the public demand for it meant that he only occasionally did the sort of movies that AMPAS loves, even though he was always a deeply-talented actor.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Robinson won an Honorary Oscar in 1973 for his lifetime of movie-making, as well as the SAG Life Achievement Award in 1970. He also won the Best Actor prize from both the National Board of Review (for Tales of Manhattan) and the Cannes Best Actor prize (for House of Strangers).
When She Should Have Been Nominated: Robinson not being nominated for his spectacular work in Double Indemnity is, in my opinion, one of the biggest snubs in Supporting Actor Oscar history. It would have been such a fine time to honor a man who had made most of Hollywood rich, and it's easily his best performance. A crime.
Chances in the Future: Robinson sadly died in 1973, two months before he was able to win his Academy Award.
2. Mia Farrow
Why She Was Never Nominated: Mia Farrow's lack of a nomination is more perplexing than literally any other person on this list. It's hard to understand right now (Farrow has become synonymous with her ex-partner Woody Allen and their decades-long public feud more than her actual career as a performer at this point), but Farrow was a major star in Hollywood for decades, and starred in a number of classic pictures. Plus, Allen has a gift for getting actresses nominated for an Oscar like few others, and Farrow has starred in more of Woody's movies than literally any other actor (and she was the lead in most of them). All-in-all, I have no explanation other than bad luck.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Farrow won the Golden Globe for Best Newcomer in 1965, and during her career would win 9 nominations from the HFPA, five of which were for individual film performances. She was also nominated for the BAFTA three times.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: This is where I have to admit that I'm not as familiar with Allen's filmography during the Mia Years as I am pre and post that time period (it's an issue I'm hoping to rectify), though I've heard The Purple Rose of Cairo and Broadway Danny Rose are the standouts. What I CAN vouch for is that Farrow surely deserved a nomination for her brilliant work in Rosemary's Baby, which even in the standout 1968 lineup deserved mention.
Chances in the Future: Doubtful. Farrow would make a worthy recipient of the Honorary Oscar or the Jean Hersholt, but Hollywood seems to want to forget the entire Woody/Mia feud, and unlike Woody, Mia would probably show up to grab her Oscar and remind them of it.
1. Rita Hayworth
Why She Was Never Nominated: How do you pick the most Oscar-worthy actor ever who's never won a nomination? Simple-you pick a woman who deserved two trophies and yet wasn't nominated for any. Hayworth was insanely beautiful and took on glam-doll roles, but Oscar has proven in the past to be fine with giving beautiful women Academy Awards without issue. Why it was that Hayworth, a box office star who regularly worked with serious directors, couldn't get this nomination is beyond me.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Hayworth would be named one of the 25 Greatest Actresses of All-Time by the American Film Institute (a posthumous honor, but still), and would be nominated for the Golden Globe one time, for the dramatic western Circus World with John Wayne & Claudia Cardinale.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: 1946 and 1947. I admittedly still have a few performances before I say this officially (and YEARS until we tackle these in the OVP, unfortunately), but I feel absolutely confident that Hayworth would have gotten nominations from me for Gilda and The Lady from Shanghai, polar opposite roles that bring out her best traits as an actress. Give or take Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter and Gloria Grahame in Crossfire, they may well be the best performances given by a woman in either of those years, regardless of category. That she missed for both-I just can't stand it.
Chances in the Future: Hayworth died in 1987 at the sadly young age of 67.
Those are my list-how about yours? I know you have quibbles or people you can throw "but what about..." at me, so let's have it. And which of these do you think was the biggest snub or has the best shot in the future (my money's on Oscar Isaac)? Share below!
As a result of this being NaNoWriMo, you're going to be noticing some things might be a little unusual on the blog, namely that I'm not going to be reacting to the events of the day as often as I usually do, and the focus is going to be more on timeless issues (like movies, reviews, OVP, and history) than the events of the day. Hopefully you don't mind, as this is me trying to do something new and exciting in my life, while also maintaining TMROJ to the best of my abilities. If there's something truly groundbreaking in the news (something I feel I would be remiss to comment on like a major political/entertainment announcement or where I need to write an obituary), I might come back from my sabbatical early, but otherwise the only current event I'm allowing myself time to discuss on the blog is the election (you'll get a recap of what happened in Virginia, New Jersey, and across the country). Otherwise, all of these articles will have been written in advance for the next thirty days.
One of the fun things about doing this is that I get to create a lot of lists, as those are the easiest to package in advance, and we're going to start out with a doozy, one that I've been sitting on for a while-the actors that I most think deserve an Academy Award nomination, but for some reason never received one. This is, bizarrely, a list I've never actually put together on this blog before despite my obsession with the Oscars, and I can't exactly explain why (I've done write-ups about people most "owed" an Oscar, but never my personal tastes). Perhaps it's because, as I've documented in the past, I don't think there's a lot of actors who really cry out in a major way "why haven't they ever been nominated?!?" I'm sure there are performers who are giving me side eye right now (if somehow one of them came across this blog), but while it's easy to list actors who have never won an Oscar who should deserved one, most of the major, critically-acclaimed actors at some point in their careers have won at least a nomination. Even actors who are principally known for commercial work like Doris Day and Harrison Ford wound up in Oscar's good graces during their careers.
It's also because most long lists of actor's who deserved an Oscar nomination in the past end up being written as if there are an unlimited number of nominations in a year-there aren't. Yes, it's very, very easy to come up with occasional nominations that were undeserved, but those aren't always in the right year to warrant a nomination. If you're going to call someone out as a "snub," you need to also be willing to get rid of some of the nominees that made it instead, and most writers won't do that. Frequently on lists like this I see a name like John Cusack, a major movie star who probably, collectively, deserved a nomination at some point, but for what, exactly? Was John Cusack ever actually one of the five best nominees in a year? The people below I include because I think they had careers that were/are huge in the motion pictures AND because they have given at least one performance that I'd argue was one of the five best of that year (if not higher), that they would have displaced one of the nominees in my book. It's genuinely hard for me to find people who fit both of those criteria, but the below twelve are the actors who most make my blood boil when I think about them not having been cited at some point in their careers. Without further adieu...
12. Jeanne Moreau
Why She Was Never Nominated: With this sole exception, I largely stuck to actors who worked primarily in English-language films, as those are overwhelmingly the ones favored by Oscar. This list could entirely have been made up just of brilliant actors who didn't work in English-language films that have been amongst the year's bests in the past (Lu Chen, Jean-Paul Belmondo, Toshiro Mifune...). But considering that Isabelle Huppert finally broke the mold this past year, it seems a shame that Jeanne Moreau, the great French actress, never joined those who had similar crossover appeal and insane talent (Huppert, Catherine Deneuve, Juliette Binoche, Marion Cotillard, Anouk Aimee, Isabelle Adjani) in winning just one dance with Oscar.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Moreau won the BAFTA Award for Viva Villa!, and was nominated for Jules and Jim. She also took Best Actress at Cannes for Seven Days...Seven Nights, and grabbed the Cesar for The Old Lady Who Walked in the Sea.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: I certainly would buy an argument for La Notte or Bay of Angels, but honestly-how did she not make it for Jules and Jim? I get that 1962 was a tough year for Best Actress, but I'd probably be willing to displace pretty much anyone for what Moreau accomplishes as Catherine, a careless, cruel, intensely beautiful and magnetic presence in Francois Truffaut's greatest masterpiece (and one of my personal favorite pictures).
Chances in the Future: Moreau died earlier this year, meaning that we'll never get to hear her name while an envelope is announced (and somehow she never took the Governor's Award).
11. Ann Miller
Why She Was Never Nominated: Ann Miller's career has always perplexed me. Despite talent, beauty, and tap dancing skills that were pretty much unrivaled in Hollywood, she was never really a leading lady. In fact, I couldn't find a single movie that she was ever the headliner of, which is strange because she wasn't your typical "character actress." This is perhaps why she was never cited-she didn't play the doting mother or wife in a drama all that often (denying her the ability to be someone like Thelma Ritter or Claire Trevor), instead providing the comic relief in musicals and insane dancing ability. Perhaps her career was too comical, and she was too shapely, to be taken seriously?
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Other than a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Miller's only reward was a long tenure in Hollywood.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: Some may go with Miller's most serious role, and the one that she is most well-known for to modern audiences as Coco in Mulholland Drive (she, is, indeed a strange link to the failed dreams of Hollywood in that film), but I'd go with something flat-out marvelous like her work in Kiss Me Kate. Miller steals the entire movie away from Kathryn Grayson, and is, well, spectacular.
Chances in the Future: Miller passed away in 2004, so we'll never have the opportunity. Perhaps the best reward is that she is still seen regularly on Turner Classic Movies nearly every month, something some of her leading lady costars can't even claim. #Revenge?
10. Jim Carrey
Why He Was Never Nominated: Carrey is that classic conundrum of the comedian who has talent, and yet can't make it work with Oscar. Similarly to others like Danny Kaye or Bob Hope, Carrey went from being a comedic leading man to showing that he had real ability in the late 1990's and early 2000's, but Oscar never seemed interested. As a result, he's actually the most Golden Globe-nominated film actor EVER to never land an Oscar nomination.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Carrey has been cited for six Golden Globes, winning two back-to-back trophies (he made the wisecrack that he was now "the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes,"), as well as a BAFTA nomination and a Grammy nomination. Plus, he had one of the best "Loser Moments" ever when he showed up at the 1998 Oscars after just missing.
When He Should Have Been Nominated: Carrey deserved two nominations (I've never seen Man on the Moon, so quite frankly he might be the most overdue actor, period, if you look at just actual nominations and their collective careers): The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. 1998 was admittedly a very good year, and someone worthy was bound to miss, but 2004 wasn't, and there's really no excuse for his losing as Joel Barish-he should have won the damn thing.
Chances in the Future: Probably not. Carrey isn't an actor that does this sort of work anymore-quite frankly. He kind of stopped working in major movies after he bad-mouthed Kick-Ass 2 publicly (he did have a hit the following year, but that was already in the can at that point, and was a sequel to one of his biggest pictures). His interviews have grown increasingly erratic in recent years, as has his off-screen behavior, and at this point even an Honorary Oscar would be a surprise.
9. Meg Ryan
Why She Was Never Nominated: Ryan never had quite the luck that her fellow 90's "America's Sweethearts" did with Oscar (Julia Roberts & Sandra Bullock both of course have their own statues). This is a pity as Ryan is a superb actress and arguably starred in the best actual films during her heyday as a Rom-Com queen. That said, she couldn't land it for her dramatic turn in Courage Under Fire, and her career got destroyed after she was caught cheating on Dennis Quaid with Russell Crowe (sexism of course rears its ugly head here, as Crowe went on to become a major movie star and an Oscar-winner in the wake of such publicity). Since then, she's never really landed a major role and has largely disappeared from Hollywood, particularly after The Women was universally-panned (though it did better than you remember at the Box Office).
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Ryan picked up a trio of Golden Globe nominations for her rom-com triumvirate When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, and You've Got Mail.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: The critic in me wants to say When Harry Met Sally, perhaps her breeziest performance, but the ardent fan in me will stick to one of my all-time favorite movies Sleepless in Seattle. Her Annie is wonderfully-felt, charming, lived-in, lonely, heartbreaking, relatable, and layered-it's one of my favorite romantic performances, and I literally watch it every year at Christmas. That she couldn't make it for either is a crime.
Chances in the Future: Doubtful-she's not famous enough anymore to get an Honorary Oscar, and she hardly works at all. She seems to want to move into direction-maybe she'll have a knack for that? It is how Clint Eastwood, Kevin Costner, and Mel Gibson finally started getting nominated after being skipped over for commercial acting fare.
8. Joseph Cotten
Why He Was Never Nominated: Cotten was that leading man who never really caught on as an icon, despite starring in some of the biggest films of all-time, and being a favorite of two of Hollywood's best directors (Orson Welles and Alfred Hitchcock). This wasn't for a lack of talent, though, as Cotten always delivered with his characters, bringing forward complicated men who blurred the line between righteous & sinister.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Like Ann Miller, he got a spot on the Walk of Fame, but really that was it for this leading man, whose greatest trophy might be the place that Citizen Kane ended up taking in the history of the movies (not many people get to have second billing on the "greatest film of all-time").
When He Should Have Been Nominated: Citizen Kane is a perfect movie, truly one of the cinema's greatest, but Cotten's performance there isn't why he should have been nominated. Instead, he should have been cited for his work in The Third Man, an achievement also over-shadowed by Welles (who should have made Supporting Actor that year), but Cotten himself is marvelous as the complicated, slow-march-into-hell man at the center of Harry Lime's plot.
Chances in the Future: Cotten passed away in 1994, leaving behind a laundry list of great film credits but no Oscar.
Why He Was Never Nominated: His performances have so far been the right kind, wrong picture. Isaac is emerging onto the stage of superstardom with the Star Wars franchise giving him the kind of exposure that turned Harrison Ford from a player in low-budget movies decades ago into an action superstar. Isaac, though, seems to care a lot more about arthouse fare than Ford ever appeared to, starring in complicated movies like Inside Llewyn Davis, A Most Violent Year, and Ex Machina.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Picked up a Golden Globe for Show Me a Hero, as well as a second nomination for Llewyn Davis. He's also won the position as my future husband, truly the greatest prize of all.
When He Should Have Been Nominated: I genuinely would have nominated him for all three of those performances. Honestly-Isaac is such a good and exciting actor it's staggering to me he hasn't gotten more traction yet; the only reason he's not higher on this list is that he's so new to the public consciousness & that I'm sure he'll make it eventually, so I'm less perturbed than I am for the next six. I think his best performance may well have been Ex Machina, a movie that seems destined to gain stature as the years go by, it's like a cross between Elon Musk and John Huston in Chinatown.
Chances in the Future: Solid. Isaac is too good of an actor and working too often to stay off of Oscar's shortlist for a long. The better question is, though, whether he is cited for work as good as what he's done before now (ala Michael Fassbender) or is eventually cited for a performance that's not nearly as fascinating (ala Andrew Garfield).
6. Peter Lorre
Why He Was Never Nominated: Lorre's that strange supporting player who never really took off in the supporting categories. His best shot may have arguably been for his work with Humphrey Bogart in classics like The Maltese Falcon, but for some reason noir was very hit-or-miss when it came to actual acting nominations (Bogart himself was never even nominated for his work in one of these films), and his star in the 1930's wasn't strong enough to grab the Academy's attention during its formative years.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Aside from his Walk of Fame star (a gimme for major actors of his generation), Lorre's only other public honor was being nominated for the Golden Lion at Venice, but this was a director, not an actor.
When He Should Have Been Nominated: I would have cited Lorre for The Maltese Falcon, as his work as Joel Cairo was spectacular, and considering the film's Best Picture nomination, he should have joined costar Sydney Greenstreet as a nominee. But Lorre's best performance was one of his first, as a child killer in M, a seismic achievement in acting and one of the most powerful performances of the 1930's.
Chances in the Future: Lorre died in 1964, leaving behind several film classics, the largest of being his small role as Ugarte in Casablanca.
5. Scarlett Johansson
Why She Was Never Nominated: Some of the actors on this list I'm postulating as to why they were never nominated, and would invite those who are more associated with these actors' past Oscar campaigns to weigh in, but here's a case where I'm old enough to remember why Johansson missed, and it was greed. In 2003, ScarJo had two major roles competing for Best Actress (Girl with a Pearl Earring and Lost in Translation), and while it seemed probable that the surging LiT was the better shot at a nomination, the studios didn't want to get into each other's way and so they commit massive category fraud moving her to supporting in LiT, likely killing her traction in the race and leaving room for surprise nominees Samantha Morton and Keisha Castle-Hughes instead. Had they just stuck with a lead campaign, I think her work for Sofia Coppola probably would have snuck her in in one of the most bizarre Best Actress fields I remember seeing.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Johansson has yet to score with Oscar, but she's a favorite of the HFPA, boasting four nominations at the Golden Globes.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: Her work in Lost in Translation remains, in my opinion, her best, and better than most of the nominees that year (and I'd even argue, the winner). I also would have cited her for Under the Skin, a film that was never going to catch on with Oscar but was proof that a decade of lounging in bad rom-com's and action flicks didn't dim her star when it came to acting talent.
Chances in the Future: If she's going to get it, it's going to have to be soon. She's a major star, obviously, but she's 33 now and while that's not an acting death knell for Oscar, it is a time when you need to start making your move on a trophy. I still think she makes it at some point though-she feels too famous not to land at least once.
4. Myrna Loy
Why She Was Never Nominated: Loy's best performances were always light comedy, and she made them look incredibly easy. While the early Academy wasn't nearly as allergic to comedy as later generations of voters, they still had a propensity to favor melodrama, which wasn't Loy's strong suit (even her best dramatic performance, in The Best Years of Our Lives, is arguably the 4th or 5th best performance in that movie). Even so, it's a pity that one of the finest performers of the 1930's never joined women like Carole Lombard or Jean Arthur with at least one nomination.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Loy actually does have an Oscar even if she never won a nomination, due to an Honorary trophy she won at the 63rd Academy Awards. Her victory was actually a result over an uproar when Sophia Loren, who already had a trophy, picked up a statue despite numerous longtime performers like Myrna Loy who had never won an Oscar. The Academy agreed with those complaining and gave them both statues.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: It seems truly bizarre to me, even in a year where Best Actress was pretty competitive (just ask Bette Davis!) that Loy couldn't get in for her pitch-perfect work in The Thin Man while her leading man William Powell was included. This would have been the perfect moment to cite her gifts.
Chances in the Future: Thankfully Loy won as a result of that petition, as she would die just two years later.
3. Edward G. Robinson
Why He Was Never Nominated: For the most part, Robinson's career as a leading man wasn't in the sorts of films that won Oscars, but instead just made oodles of money. Though longtime player as a tough-guy gangster in pictures like Little Caesar and Kid Galahad, he was apparently a kind and sensitive man off-screen (who fell victim to the McCarthy-era political climate when he was forced to name names before HUAC), his tough guy exterior and the public demand for it meant that he only occasionally did the sort of movies that AMPAS loves, even though he was always a deeply-talented actor.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Robinson won an Honorary Oscar in 1973 for his lifetime of movie-making, as well as the SAG Life Achievement Award in 1970. He also won the Best Actor prize from both the National Board of Review (for Tales of Manhattan) and the Cannes Best Actor prize (for House of Strangers).
When She Should Have Been Nominated: Robinson not being nominated for his spectacular work in Double Indemnity is, in my opinion, one of the biggest snubs in Supporting Actor Oscar history. It would have been such a fine time to honor a man who had made most of Hollywood rich, and it's easily his best performance. A crime.
Chances in the Future: Robinson sadly died in 1973, two months before he was able to win his Academy Award.
2. Mia Farrow
Why She Was Never Nominated: Mia Farrow's lack of a nomination is more perplexing than literally any other person on this list. It's hard to understand right now (Farrow has become synonymous with her ex-partner Woody Allen and their decades-long public feud more than her actual career as a performer at this point), but Farrow was a major star in Hollywood for decades, and starred in a number of classic pictures. Plus, Allen has a gift for getting actresses nominated for an Oscar like few others, and Farrow has starred in more of Woody's movies than literally any other actor (and she was the lead in most of them). All-in-all, I have no explanation other than bad luck.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Farrow won the Golden Globe for Best Newcomer in 1965, and during her career would win 9 nominations from the HFPA, five of which were for individual film performances. She was also nominated for the BAFTA three times.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: This is where I have to admit that I'm not as familiar with Allen's filmography during the Mia Years as I am pre and post that time period (it's an issue I'm hoping to rectify), though I've heard The Purple Rose of Cairo and Broadway Danny Rose are the standouts. What I CAN vouch for is that Farrow surely deserved a nomination for her brilliant work in Rosemary's Baby, which even in the standout 1968 lineup deserved mention.
Chances in the Future: Doubtful. Farrow would make a worthy recipient of the Honorary Oscar or the Jean Hersholt, but Hollywood seems to want to forget the entire Woody/Mia feud, and unlike Woody, Mia would probably show up to grab her Oscar and remind them of it.
1. Rita Hayworth
Why She Was Never Nominated: How do you pick the most Oscar-worthy actor ever who's never won a nomination? Simple-you pick a woman who deserved two trophies and yet wasn't nominated for any. Hayworth was insanely beautiful and took on glam-doll roles, but Oscar has proven in the past to be fine with giving beautiful women Academy Awards without issue. Why it was that Hayworth, a box office star who regularly worked with serious directors, couldn't get this nomination is beyond me.
Award-Worthy in Other Ways: Hayworth would be named one of the 25 Greatest Actresses of All-Time by the American Film Institute (a posthumous honor, but still), and would be nominated for the Golden Globe one time, for the dramatic western Circus World with John Wayne & Claudia Cardinale.
When She Should Have Been Nominated: 1946 and 1947. I admittedly still have a few performances before I say this officially (and YEARS until we tackle these in the OVP, unfortunately), but I feel absolutely confident that Hayworth would have gotten nominations from me for Gilda and The Lady from Shanghai, polar opposite roles that bring out her best traits as an actress. Give or take Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter and Gloria Grahame in Crossfire, they may well be the best performances given by a woman in either of those years, regardless of category. That she missed for both-I just can't stand it.
Chances in the Future: Hayworth died in 1987 at the sadly young age of 67.
Those are my list-how about yours? I know you have quibbles or people you can throw "but what about..." at me, so let's have it. And which of these do you think was the biggest snub or has the best shot in the future (my money's on Oscar Isaac)? Share below!
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