My brother-in-law is playing Ophelia right now in a production of Hamlet, and so in honor of him, I created this conversation amongst some legendary women who have also played the role.
"So you're playing Ophelia! That's wonderful, you know I was nominated for an Oscar for the role..."
"Honey, you don't want to talk about Oscar with me..."
"I had to play opposite Mel Gibson-I SUFFERED for my art!"
"Hey ladies-I also played Ophelia!"
(Awkward Stare)
"Just keep smiling and she'll go away..."
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