Showing posts with label American Horror Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Horror Story. Show all posts

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Ranting On...American Horror Story: Hotel

If you've read this blog for many years or have come here recently and perused the archives (you should-we post almost daily and there's over 1300 articles at your fingertips), you'll know that I have a complicated TV relationship with Ryan Murphy, the Emmy-winning creator of Nip/Tuck, Glee, The Normal Heart, and most recently American Horror Story.  I have watched many of his shows-hell, I was there from beginning to end of the abysmal The New Normal, though I don't know if I would consider myself a fan of his.  The reason for this is that Ryan Murphy is, more than any other showrunner (and all showrunners get this issue from time-to-time) a sucker for his own hype and a man who frequently finds himself ruining his creations.  Let's be clear here-I'm not one of those people who said Glee stopped being good after the first episode...though I am going to say that even with my Darren Criss-love that I just couldn't with the show eventually, particularly after they didn't know how to recover after the death of Cory Monteith and the introduction of the "new class."  Murphy is someone who ruins his creations, going on tangents that just don't make any sense for his shows, and frequently pushing his characters to such intense extremes that they are almost unrecognizable in the end.

As a result of this I have long thought that the anthology-style programs that he was creating on American Horror Story were a perfect fit for him.  After all, here was a place where he could reinvent himself each season, giving us another dose of his brand of crazy while never actually being able to go into a stupor of boredom and overwriting like he did on other shows.  And for the first two seasons of the program, we were left with something that made that seem correct.  Murder House was marvelously  fun-a sexy, fascinating look at a family haunted by a house, it's the sort of show that instantly both titillated and occasionally brought out some really strong acting (both in Murphy's wheelhouse), and Asylum may have been the high-point artistically, with a maddening array of great actors (Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, and James Cromwell all bringing their A-game) joining a truly well-formed plot that only allowed for occasional alien-induced distractions.  Then Coven came, and Murphy's focus shifted away from creating yet another vital story and instead onto the outlandish things he was going to make his cast do onscreen.  You had great actors like Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, and Gabourey Sidibe showing up, which had to be quite rewarding, but past them he suffered that fate that happens when comic book movies start getting made-when you have too many characters, the script gets muddled, and Coven became an exhausting mess.

His fourth season, though, is when things started to get completely off-the-rails.  Freak Show had arguably the worst turn by star Jessica Lange of the series, and even a bravura piece-of-work by Sarah Paulson couldn't save the series from utter eye-rolling (every character seemed to be obsessed with being horrible human beings and despicably violent and changed their moods seemingly every scene cut).  The season was saved, of course, by Finn Wittrock's picture-perfect turn as Dandy Mott, a villain unlike any that we had seen in past seasons of the show, and arguably the best creation for the series since at least Sister Jude, if not Constance Langdon herself. Still, though, Mott was the only real icing on a bloated season.

Which is why I look at Hotel and am cringing, because there's nothing about the cast that seems to be calling out "wow" in a major way to me.  Every other season of the show, of course, it was noted for having Jessica Lange, a movie star extraordinaire in the center of the occasional bedlam to ground the script.  A double Oscar-winner with an incredible ability to ooze confidence and create memorable moments, Lange was, to put it bluntly, too good to be bogged down when Murphy took her into a questionable direction.  Without her, though, we're left with some very good actors (Kathy Bates, Finn Wittrock, Angela Bassett, Sarah Paulson), who quite frankly don't have that ability to the same degree.  Kathy Bates is the best actor of this bunch (and like Lange also comes armed with an Oscar), but she's frequently relegated to the sidelines of this series and aside from her "featured" episodes, occasionally feels more like prestigious wallpaper than the great actress she is.  Sarah Paulson should be the central actor now (she's more than earned it), but she's been hit-or-miss in the series, with every Asylum resulting in a Coven, and doesn't have the movie star gravitas that Bates does to ground some of the more outlandish things in the script.  Angela Bassett's roles on the show have, like Bates, been severely underwritten and Wittrock is still new-we need to see if he can make it past Dandy Mott (Evan Peters, usually solid, has never been remotely as good as he was as Tate Langdon).  Plus, let's be honest here-Murphy is making this entirely about Lady Gaga from the promotions and the press.

I know I can be a little rough on Lady Gaga, but it's only because she's kind of emerged so far as a bit of a one-note pony.  She tried to be Madonna for most of her first two albums, and it was refreshing in a sea of R&B, and I'm not going to say that I wasn't into it for a while, but then she tried too hard to create this legion-of-fans-who-worship-me thing, and she felt increasingly inauthentic.  Her pop output ended up being avant garde without any substance when she released Applause, and let's be honest here-she wouldn't be doing a TV show on cable or doing Sound of Music medleys on the Oscars or duets albums with Tony Bennett if her career was where she wished it was.  This is a second act, and while those occasionally work for pop stars, most actors end up being more like Britney Spears than Cher when they go from singer to thespian.  Gaga's act has always been to try and offend people in the least offensive way possible, and she has seemed wooden in music videos where she's playing a part.  She could surprise (again, Cher), but I'm doubtful and wish that Murphy was trusting a stronger actor like Paulson or Bates with the center of the show.  Couple Gaga with the fact that he's hiring actors who seem pretty limited in their abilities (Cheyenne Jackson, Matt Bomer, Max Greenfield, Naomi Campbell, Wes Bentley-sorry, but it's true that none of them have really popped in a way other than a signature character), and I smell a bit of a disaster.  I could be wrong, and there's a very decent chance I get sucked in (I've quit AHS before only to end up back in the throes), but I am filled with a lot of dread based on everything I have read.

Those are my thoughts, anyway-what are yours?  What do you think of the looks of American Horror Story's next season?  Are you excited about Lady Gaga, or are you wishing that Jessica Lange was still around?  Share your thoughts below in the comments!

Saturday, August 08, 2015

Everybody's Linking for the Weekend

I just dropped a bowl and smashed it to smithereens in my kitchen, so I could probably deserve a link (Marmie Hart!).  I'm guessing so could you, so let's get started...

In Entertainment...

-The new Fantastic Four movie appears set to completely tank, with star Miles Teller and director Josh Trank off complaining about the movie already (though I don't see them handing back the gigantic wads of cash they received for making it), Rotten Tomatoes having it in the toilet, and Friday numbers being thoroughly disappointing.  I honestly don't know why studios can't get this franchise right-it's one of the rare Marvel comics that is actually supposed to be dramatic, it has such a cool origin story, and four complicated characters.  This was my favorite comic series growing up, so it disappoints me to no end that they can't figure it out-perhaps it's that they don't understand the actual characters?  Or that they keep hiring actresses of questionable talent to play Sue Storm (or actors who are way to young to play Reed Richards?).  Whatever the reason, this is surely the final nail in the coffin for the series' big-screen opportunities, so I will just have to console myself with a pile of comic books and at least knowing that Chris Evans and Michael B. Jordan got in spandex for the films (#silversurferlining).

-My love/hate relationship with Ryan Murphy and American Horror Story continued this week.  On the negative side there's Lady Gaga getting what clearly is the central role, playing a wealthy socialite who has an evil plan, a role that feels written for Jessica Lange, and probably would be better played by her.  I don't mind pop stars who cross over to movies (Cher, for example, proved to be an excellent actor and a great addition to the cinema firmament), but Gaga is too earnest and doesn't have any edge, she's just very good at creating catchy pop-I doubt that will change when she gets into acting.  Yet, I loved Finn Wittrock last season and he apparently is playing a coked-out male model, which seems really up my alley in a way I should probably discuss with a therapist, and now he's announced my beloved Darren Criss will be in the show, which I see pretty much everything he is in...ugh, I can't decide-in the comments share if you're a waning AHS fan and if you're coming back to the Hotel.

-I had never heard of this before, but now desperately want to go.  The 'Mostly Lost' Film Festival took place recently at the Library of Congress' Packard campus, where film fans look through fragments of films that historians and critics haven't been able to deduce who the stars are or what the film is.  The attendees shout out clues in the middle of the film to try to figure out through old databases, magazines, and records what the film is to identify it for the library.  If that doesn't sound like the best date idea anyone has ever had, I don't know what does (if you're trying to woo me, get me tickets to this and I'll go).

In Politics...

-Really has there been a politician who had a bigger week than Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)?  The presumed next Democratic Leader of the Senate started off with a huge moment for the left, kicking off a new push for gun control legislation in the wake of the shootings in Lafeyette, LA.  He even got his famous cousin Amy to help with getting some press for it on Twitter (Ms. Schumer's film Trainwreck was playing at the time of the shooting).  While Democrats were all abuzz about this new push, Schumer sort of derailed his positive press by going against President Obama on the Iran Nuclear Deal. Both sides were livid, as the White house was hoping to have Schumer delay his announcement as the Obama camp is trying to find as many Democrats as possible in the House and Senate to ensure that the GOP cannot override the veto, while Schumer said it was Obama who leaked his vote to the press.  White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest seemed to think this could jeopardize Schumer's position as leader, and while I don't think it will (Schumer is more popular in the caucus than Obama, thanks in large part to the number of freshmen he helped elect like Jon Tester, Claire McCaskill, and Al Franken when he headed the DSCC), but I think it should, quite honestly.  This is a huge moment for the Democrats and it couples Schumer not wanting to press for Obamacare a few years ago-his vision for the party isn't grand enough, particularly considering how ambitious the Right has been on their platform.  Dick Durbin has already announced his support of the deal, and Patty Murray is still on the fence but you have to believe will probably go for it.  Both of them should be reconsidered for the top spot in my playbook after Schumer completely rejected such a crucial part of the Democratic agenda.

-I haven't weighed in on the debates because quite frankly I didn't watch them.  The idea of watching FOX News host a bunch of Republicans hyperboling over themselves seemed like about the worst way to spend an evening that I could think of-throw in Donald Trump and I just couldn't.  I will say, though, reading both transcripts and watching clips from the next day, three things.  One, it does appear that FOX News did have a bit of an agenda to knock Donald Trump down a peg.  I don't usually buy into conspiracy theories and Trump clearly went overboard in the days since with his ridiculousness against Megyn Kelly (perhaps one of the few GOP powerhouses in the country he won't be able to take down), but I do think Roger Ailes told the moderators to give him a rougher go than the other candidates.  Secondly, John Kasich's stance on gay marriage is nothing to applaud.  Yes, he may have been the most moderate voice on the subject on that stage, but really-if the best the GOP can do is "I tolerate them with my whole heart" (bravo Tina Fey), then the party is still pretty damn pathetic on gay rights and this should not be accepted.  Rob Murray, Susan Collins, Ilena Ros-Lehtinen-these can be candidates who can be held up as strong examples of gay allies on the Right-not Kasich.  Lastly, the media has gone all over itself congratulating Carly Fiorina on her great performance, but I looked at this and her answers were all style and there wasn't anything particularly strong in her actual stances or remarkable in them.  This seems a bit ridiculous to me-every CEO of a Fortune 500 company could do what she just did-it doesn't mean that she should be president.  When your track record is only that you tanked at Hewlett-Packard and that you bombed in your Senate race (in 2010, no less!), you shouldn't be considered for a White House nomination, period.

-Moody's has accurately predicted every presidential election since 1980, and it came out that they are predicting that the Democrats will win, but only by two electoral college points.  While I do agree this is going to be a nailbiter, and I do think that the Democrats have the slightest of edges still (based on President Obama's popularity, the advantages they have in the Electoral College, and the uncertainty surrounding the GOP's eventual nominee), I do quibble on which states are the "most at risk to switch" list.  I'll buy that Ohio and Florida could both go GOP, but there's no way in hell that Nevada is more at risk than Iowa for the Democrats to lose, or that Minnesota is more likely to switch than Wisconsin or even Michigan.  Plus, New Mexico has consistently been blue in almost every election except governor, which is likely to go Dem in 2020, so again it shouldn't be ahead of Wisconsin, which nearly went for Bush in 2004 and with Scott Walker potentially on the ticket.  Still, good news for the Democrats nonetheless.

Shameless Self-Promotion of the Week...

-The famed Jon Groff/Sutton Foster stage door photo is everything I always dreamed it would be.


YouTube Video of the Week...

-My single favorite recurring series on YouTube is back: Auguest!  Tyler Oakley's month-long series of collabs started out with the most perfect of guests, Ms. Grace Helbig (see the video below) and has continued with Zoe, Tanya, Joey, Ingrid, and Jenna.  Can't want for next week (and hopefully Marcus & Mamrie!), and am seriously hoping considering the amount of shade that Tyler is getting from Pewdiepie that they end up teaming up (weirdly Tyler hasn't commented yet on Twitter about the videos):



Just One More...

-My new obsession (NASA photos) came out with a doozy this past week, with a random 6000 meter pyramid that is randomly on the side of Ceres.  This is odd principally because it's the only mountain of its kind on Ceres, a dwarf planet between Mars and Jupiter, and there's no early explanation as to why it exists.  Stay tuned...

Thursday, July 16, 2015

25 Random Thoughts on the Emmy Nominations

Emmy-nominated presenters Uzo Aduba and Cat Deeley
Well, it's time for one of my favorite features here on the blog-the post-nominations random train-of-thought list of what I thought coming out of this morning's Emmy nominations.  Each awards show I run down the 25 totally random things that go through my head as I slowly memorize the nominations.  Shall we take a look?

1. Anyone else think it was odd that they picked two surefire nominees (Uzo Aduba and Cat Deeley) to present the nominations?  Neither of them looked actually surprised by their own nominations (just for their show's).

2. Really?  The Emmys skipped Empire, arguably the buzziest show on television (and it's on a major network...the major network, in fact, that is airing the Emmys this year!), to once again go with Downton Abbey and Homeland.  Only Taraji P. Henson scored major love for the series, as Terence Howard, Jussie Smollett, and Jennifer Hudson all were left in the cold as well.

3. Really-Naked and Afraid is an Emmy nominee?!?  Really?!?!?!?!  Why not just nominate the Kardashians while we're at it.  This is why I hate reality television.

4. Jim Parsons' snub has to be the story of the morning, particularly considering Mayim Bialik made it.  I have to say, though, that The Big Bang Theory was bordering on unwatchable this past season-even the Amy/Sheldon/Penny trio episodes weren't any good.  And the sexism and homophobia was entering Two and a Half Men territory.  Perhaps this is the end?

5. Modern Family is losing this year-only two nominated regulars?  It's down to the bare minimum at this point, and I suspect Veep or Transparent makes the cut instead.

6. Does anyone actually watch Episodes or House of Lies?

7. I actually think that, barring Amy Schumer totally dominating the conversation, that Amy Poehler could finally break her streak this year.

8. DANDY MOTT!!!!!!

9. Also, if you're into that sort of thing, TATIANA MASLANY!!!!

10. Between the Empire snubs, Kerry Washington being skipped, and Gina Rodriguez also not making it, there may be some credence to an EmmysSoWhite hashtag.

11. Do we really need eight nominees for Supporting Actress?  I honestly have never even heard of that Niecy Nash show.  Not that she's whom I would cut (gotta love a first-time nominee), but just saying.

12. Jon Hamm will win an Emmy this year...but not for Mad Men.  His Reverend Wayne is the funniest thing I've seen in a while...also the picture the Emmys picked for Hamm may be the handsomest I've ever seen.

13. Could Guest Actress in a Comedy be more boring-Joan Cusack, Christine Baranski, and Elizabeth Banks have been playing these roles for years-come on Emmy, promote them to supporting or let it go.  The same for Michael J. Fox and Beau Bridges over in Drama Guest.

14. I am so excited that Moss, Hamm, and Hendricks all made it for the final season-here's to hoping one of them finally wins.  Also, I'm super pumped by the Game of Thrones nominations.

15. If I have to endure as many years of Breaking Bad's ubiquity with Better Call Saul, I will no longer watch the Emmys.

16. Ha!  Grace of Monaco after all of that critical drubbing somehow landed on Best TV Movie!  I hope Nicole shows up.

17. David Oyelowo also looks very fetching in his Emmy photo...and will win this as a makeup for his Oscar snub (as well as for being in a stunningly weak field-where's Bill Paxton?).

18. Every single one of the Best Actress in a Miniseries nominees is an Oscar nominee or winner.  This feels a little bit like a cheap way to pick up an EGOT as a result.  Also, why not just throw Kidman in there while you're at it?

19. Will Emmy prove it's more about the performance or the politics?  That's what Mo'Nique is asking...probably about Finn Wittrock and his need to win an Emmy (just kidding-glad to see Mo back acting-I am guessing she wins as well).

20. It bums me out royally that all of the Variety Talk Series nominees star straight white men.  Talented straight white men, but still.

21. Tress Macneille gets her first Emmy nomination after over 450 episodes of The Simpsons!  Huzzah!  Also suspiciously perennial nominee Harry Shearer is nowhere to be seen (perhaps the TV Academy didn't like his temper tantrum?).

22. Amy Poehler at least will win for writing the Globes even if Julia Louis-Dreyfus wins again.

23. There's an Emmy category for Best Narrator?  Also, Miranda Richardson is the narrator of National Geographic Wild?

24. Can Rachel Portman get an Emmy to go along with her Oscar for scoring Bessie?

25. I hate Anthony Bourdain-Klum/Gunn, Bergeron, Lynch, Deeley-don't care who wins as long as it's not Bourdain.

And there you have it-my thoughts on this morning's Emmy nominations.  What about yours?  I suspect you have thoughts, so let's get them out in the open!  Click the comments below!

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Emmy Predictions: The Miniseries

We'll finish off the Emmy predictions with a look at the Miniseries/TV Movie categories, the categories that always get a bit of a brush through at the ceremony, but feature the people whom you actually expect to see at an awards show (the movie stars), so it's hardly something you can relegate to the Creative Arts Emmys.  If you missed earlier this week, don't forget to check out the Drama and Comedy predictions:

Best Limited Series

1. Olive Kitteridge
2. American Crime
3. American Horror Story: Freak Show
4. The Honorable Woman
5. Wolf Hall

The Lowdown: This is always the place to over-bet on HBO, not only because they campaign the hardest, but usually because they have the legit best contenders.  As a result, we've got Olive Kitteridge, the likely victor, on the top, though the network's only other major contender (The Casual Vacancy) has no buzz and I'm taking out for now.  Instead, I've got the rare nominee from a major network (American Crime), the perennial nominee American Horror Story (only at the Emmys could a perennial nominee be in the Limited Series category), the prestige-y Wolf Hall (PBS usually slices a nod here too), and the Sundance hit The Honorable Woman.  I suspect that there will be love for Texas Rising in other Emmy categories, especially in the tech slots, but both it and The Missing seem too small to take out this quintet.

Best TV Movie

1. Bessie
2. Derek: The Final Chapter
3. Nightingale
4. Killing Jesus
5. Agatha Christie's Poirot: Curtain, Poirot's Last Case

The Lowdown: Eww, this category looks awful.  No wonder Bessie seems so out-in-front here, there's nothing really to choose from (someone seriously dropped the ball here as every decent contender seems to be in the miniseries category).  Derek made it before and if The Big C and 24 are any indication should have no trouble scoring a couple of nods in an easier slate of nominees, and Nightingale may be largely forgotten but with an up-and-coming star and a weak bench to compete against is a certainty (David Oyelowo should succeed here where he couldn't at the Oscars).  The final two slots I'm going with Killing Jesus because apparently it's a frontrunner (ugh though-Bill O'Reilly with an Emmy?  Blech!) and Agatha Christie's Poirot, a swan song for a famed series.

Best Actor in a Miniseries/TV Movie

1. David Oyelowo (Nightingale)
2. Richard Jenkins (Olive Kitteridge)
3. Mark Rylance (Wolf Hall)
4. Bill Paxton (Texas Rising)
5. David Suchet (Agatha Christie's Poirot: Curtain, Poirot's Last Case)

The Lowdown: I am near certain that Oyelowo wins this one, so it's really just four guys going for an "honor just to be nominated."  That means that Richard Jenkins, who is the well-noted lead of Olive Kitteridge will make it, as will Bill Paxton who is enjoying a nice resurgence in TV movies at the moment (at this rate he might well win an Emmy soon), and Mark Rylance, who has owned Broadway for the past decade and seems likely to be both an Emmy and an Oscar nominee by year's end.  The final slot I'm going to do my true random prediction of the bunch (I haven't really gone out on a limb quite yet in any of these predictions) and go with David Suchet, who has been a TV icon as Poirot for years now without ever being cited, and it's not like Ricky Gervais or Timothy Hutton really need points for largely forgotten work this year.  Either of them make more sense (or perhaps even Oscar-winner Adrien Brody in Houdini), but Suchet seems like a nice way to honor a longtime TV trouper.

Best Actress in a Miniseries/TV Movie

1. Frances McDormand (Olive Kitteridge)
2. Maggie Gyllenhaal (The Honorable Woman)
3. Queen Latifah (Bessie)
4. Jessica Lange (American Horror Story: Freak Show)
5. Felicity Huffman (American Crime)

The Lowdown: In this category, "always go with the Oscar nominees" is a solid maxim, and it's completely true this year.  While some of these women are more known for television than film (namely Felicity Huffman, though lately Jessica Lange as well), all five have at least one Oscar nomination and in two cases a number of them.  Each of them have dominated the conversation so much that the only other person who could remotely compete appears to be Frances O'Connor in The Missing, but I don't think she'll have enough fame to get past this list (maybe if it had been Frances Conroy).  The best question here is whether Frances McDormand will actually show up to pickup her Triple Crown, or will she bow out on the off-chance she's going to lose to Gyllenhaal or Latifah?

Best Supporting Actor in a Miniseries/TV Movie

1. Bill Murray (Olive Kitteridge)
2. Stephen Rea (The Honorable Woman)
3. Joanthan Pryce (Wolf Hall)
4. Damian Lewis (Wolf Hall)
5. Finn Wittrock (American Horror Story: Freak Show)

The Lowdown: If there's one rule in doing any sort of awards' predictions, it's to ignore your own personal opinions and always just go with the buzz.  Most of the time this is easy, as frequently the buzz and my own opinions are easy to separate.  For example, I can see that Damian Lewis and Jonathan Pryce both have that aura of former nominee and prestige, or that Stephen Rea's an Oscar nominee which should help him for The Honorable Woman, or that Bill Murray is a movie star icon in a major production, likely meaning not only a nomination but a win.  However, I just cannot buy the buzz behind Michael Chiklis, who was in every channel imaginable worse than Finn Wittrock in Freak Show.  It makes sense that the Emmy-winning Chiklis beats the ingenue and part of me is expecting it, but it will break my heart not to predict Wittrock for the performance of a lifetime, and so I am going with him, wrongness be damned.


Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries/TV Movie

1. Mo'Nique (Bessie)
2. Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story: Freak Show)
3. Kathy Bates (American Horror Story: Freak Show)
4. Janet McTeer (The Honorable Woman)
5. Susan Sarandon (Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe)

The Lowdown: I got a little bit off-the-track in the past category, but won't be in this one.  I know what side Emmy's bread is buttered on, and big names mean nominations (just ask Ellen Burstyn).  Susan Sarandon may be in a tiny film that got minimal plaudits, but she's also Oscar winner Susan Sarandon, who has never won an Emmy in four nominations and she's competing in supporting not the more competitive lead, so that should be enough to make it short of Alfre Woodard being in a show I haven't heard of yet.  The rest of the nominees seem set-Cynthia Nixon, Angela Bassett, and Zoe Kazan all have potential, but Sarandon makes the most sense on-paper, and that's where I'm headed.

Those are my final nominations (I don't really do the reality categories).  What are your thoughts?  Who do you agree with and who are you thinking has no shot?  Share your thoughts in the comments!

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Everybody's Linking for the Weekend

I'm going to be a little bit sketchy potentially about posting over the next couple of days (I have company in town), though I'll try to get something out.  If nothing else, I'll try and tweet more to stay in touch (we'll be having a massive influx of posts the week before the 4th, though, since I have the week off and am going to be watching SOOOO many movies).  In the meantime, let's link it up!

In Entertainment...

-Finn Wittrock is returning to American Horror Story next season, and Jason over at MNPP chronicles his hope for Wittrock's story line (as always with Jason, it's slightly NSFW, but his blog is always so funny, and just turned ten so celebrate!).  I have to say, I'm really uneasy about the next season of American Horror Story, mostly because I think I might be done with it.  I was glued the first two seasons, got incredibly bored with the highly-convoluted third season, and was really underwhelmed in Season Four with the HUGE exception of Dandy Mott, Wittrock's Emmy-worthy creation.  As a result, with Jessica Lange gone I was really ready to give up, and Lady Gaga's entry as a leading actor was all the more reason, in my opinion, to get out (I get it, she can "actually sing," but so can Audra McDonald, Sutton Foster, Kelli O'Hara, and Jessie Mueller, and yet none of them ever get this sort of break despite also being able to "actually act"...and being better singers).  Until Gaga has her Silkwood moment, I'm out, but will probably still try and find the clips of what Finn does next on the series.

-(Spoilers Ahead if you haven't caught up with Game of ThronesAfter this past week, when we saw the Walk of Shame from Cersei on Game of Thrones, more and more people are talking about quitting watching Game of Thrones.  This, combined with Sansa's rape scene, Princess Shireen's heinous death, and the wildly discussed death of Jon Snow, arguably the series most popular character give or take Tyrion, has made people wonder if perhaps the show has jumped the shark.  While I will not be amongst those who quits and think that some of these decisions were interesting (the Cersei Walk of Shame was painful to watch, but it does give her a different sort of motive for the next season if you look at this from a purely character-based angle, since she is the de facto monarch), I have to agree that this wasn't the greatest season of the show from a completely story-structure angle (though it exhibited some of the best acting), and I wonder if occasionally these moments were utilized more as water-cooler than in ways that will actually aid the storyline (I refuse to believe there's a better resolution to this series than Jon Snow ending up either taking the Iron Throne, or at the very least becoming the Lord of Winterfell).  I think the principle problem is that the show bit off more than it could handle this season-the Tyrells' imprisonment felt completely forgotten, and the Jamie/Marcella bit seemed too rushed.  All-in-all, while it may still be my favorite show on TV (it has competition from a couple of other series, including the soon-to-arrive Leftovers), I do wish they would have paced it a bit more-we don't want this to become a polarizing Lost-style situation in the final two years, and if they needed it to be eight, HBO is hardly going to quibble considering the continued ratings.

-IndieWire chronicles why television is far more diverse when it comes to celebrated TV movies than film is.  While IndieWire is always a site with a ridiculously short memory (seriously-Frances McDormand's career-best performance in Olive Kitteridge and not Fargo?), they have a point about the elasticity of television and the way that its business model allows for more risk since so much original content is needed.

In Politics...


Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC)
-The Washington Post has a great article chronicling the history of the Confederate flag flying over the South Carolina Capitol, which was notably not at half-mast after the racially-charged shootings in Charleston early last week.  The article provides a good explanation on its history, but it doesn't answer the obvious question everyone in the country that doesn't participate in Civil War reenactments is asking: "why the hell didn't this flag get taken down over a century ago?"  Seriously, no one in their right mind could look at the Confederate Flag and not see the clear racist implications behind it.  It'd be as if Germans wanted to keep flying the Swastika because of its link to history.  I think it is a damn shame that despite the fact that other modernized countries don't have these sorts of mass shootings and the only major difference is their gun laws, we have politicians like Gov. Haley who refuse to endorse the need for gun legislation.  But I think it's truly beyond reprehensible that that flag is still flying in the wake of this tragedy, and that it gets to fly at all on government property.

-If there's an under-the-radar story of the week, it has to have been the continued unease between organized labor and House Democrats after the past few weeks of the fast-track votes.  Yes, the AFL-CIO scored a coup by getting Nancy Pelosi and the majority of the caucus to buck the president, but it was at a price.  Democrats have done a really good job of backing incumbents and their own regardless of tough votes, but targeted attacks on people like Reps. Ami Bera, Scott Peters, and Kathleen Rice not only make Democrats uneasy, but they also potentially alienate allies on almost every other labor issue.  More than one Democrat has noted that labor has been attacking only Democrats, not Republicans in marginal districts on this vote, and that strategy didn't work at all for the Tea Party in the long run...

-If you don't have the time to read through the pope's entire encyclical, but you do want to stay informed, here's your perfect article.  It details the Pope's stances on coal specifically (he views it more unfavorably than even oil or gas), he's against carbon trading, and has some sharp things to say about iPhones.  Overall I'm pumped about this, I have to say-while I don't 100% agree with every point he makes, this is a huge step in the right direction on a critical issue.

Shameless Self-Promotion of the Week...

-With all due respect to all of the women who got dressed up for the Swedish royal wedding, this is the only picture you're going to care about seeing.

YouTube Video of the Week...

-Caspar Lee has arguably his funniest video of all time with Jurassic World star Chris Pratt.  Somewhere my brother is wishing he had started making YouTube videos five years ago so he could have done this interview:




Just One More...

-You might know this about me, but I have a mild obsession with Pippa Middleton.  I have lurved her since the Royal Wedding, and am constantly looking in the Wimbledon stands to see if she is there (Middleton sister watching is basically as important to Wimbledon now as Pimm's and strawberries-and-cream and Andy Murray's white underwear).  It seems that Tommy Hilfiger is also interested in Pippa, as she may soon be the face of his brand.  I say go for it-if you aren't going to date Harry, you might as well jump into fully-fledged celebrity stardom.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Thoughts On American Horror Story: Freak Show


Once upon a time, I used to do recaps of American Horror Story (and Glee, for that matter), but I quit a few episodes into Coven, principally because I quit watching the show.  In fact, though it sits somewhere on the labyrinth that is my Netflix queue (I feel like there are films on that list that will never actually escape at this point-I hit my 500 film limit a while ago), I have little yearning to go out and finish the series.

However, I have heard such interesting things about Freak Show that over the last three days I decided to binge-watch the first seven episodes, and I have to admit that I’m pleasantly surprised.  While it lacks the gravitas of Asylum and the surprise of Murder House, it may be the best-plotted Ryan Murphy show I’ve ever seen.  People seem to be a bit turned off by the deliberate, and occasionally even slow pace, but this is Ryan Murphy we are talking about-he starts and ends “major” relationships in single episodes of shows.  The fact that he seems to have actually planned out and kept Freak Show relatively grounded in a coherent story is nothing short of a miracle (I say this knowing full-well that next week one of the freaks could end up being an alien).

As a result, I’m not going to get back into recapping Freak Show (maybe I’ll start again with Season 5), but I figured I’d go through the five things I love and the five things I can’t stand coming out of the first seven episodes (Obviously, spoilers ensue)

The Good

1. Finn Wittrock’s Dandy Mott: Honestly, this is enough reason to watch the show.  Wittrock (whom I have met, and really is just spectacularly dreamy in person, to the point that I met Andrew Garfield moments later and couldn’t stop thinking about how attractive Wittrock was) is wonderful as Dandy, a sociopath with the mentality of a child and the sense of morality of a barracuda.  His lines can be both ridiculous and frightening.  And Wittrock isn’t afraid to make Dandy weirdly intoxicating and oddly real.  Plus, the American Psycho homage was, well, something to behold.

2. The Pacing: I said it above, but the pacing of the show has been beautifully-restrained, and has only helped sell the story.  The Dandy plot, in particular, seems unusually deliberate for Ryan Murphy, as he normally would have had Dandy out killing someone in the first episode.  There’s also the giant question mark of which villains we should fear the most: is it Dandy or is it Denis O’Hare’s sadistic Stanley, out to profit from the deaths of the freaks?

3. Jessica Lange: Lange’s story is weirdly similar to last season’s (a once-powerful woman clinging to her fading youth and delusion), but this year she has a darkness that goes with it.  I love the way that she finds the complete lack of moral compass and sense of reality that is Elsa: this is a woman surrounded by the absurd, and she has pronounced herself a god, but there is absolutely no hope for her dreams, and we as the audience see the pointlessness of her life, but she doesn’t, which results in a sense of danger surrounding her.

4. The Darkness: The reality of this year, quite frankly, is that it might be the darkest and bleakest season so far of the series.  You see that in Elsa, who had any chances of stardom stolen from her when her legs were amputated during a snuff film (again, dark).  You see that with the devastating long sequence death of Matt Bomer’s Andy (and the way that Dandy and Andy serve as weird mirrors of each other).  You see that in the death of arguably the series’ most lovable character Ma Petite, when the death seems so unnecessary.  And of course, also in the last episode, you see that in the way that Penny is forced into becoming a freak by her father, who tattoos her face because she disobeyed him.  These are rough, difficult, permanent scars that are inflicted on these people in a way that twinges a bit more than usual for this show.

5. The Celia Weston Scenes: At first this was a bit of a downer for me, as was the entire Denis O’Hare storyline (at some point they’re going to explain the Viking joke, correct?), but this is yet another payoff of moving at a slower pace.  It seems that the Weston scenes may be building to something-perhaps that all of the freaks have died at Stanley’s hand?  That we’ll someday see some of our villains like Stanley or Dandy in her cavalcade?  There’s so much potential here, and building potential is not something Ryan Murphy does well, so this is definitely in the plus column for now.

The Bad

1. Angela Bassett: Hopefully we’re headed in a different direction with the Oscar-nominated actress, but at this point she seems to be woefully underused by the show, and is forced throughout the series to use the phrase “ding-a-ling” which seems a bit much.  Honestly, and I mean this in as nice of a way as I can because the horrible nature of the show has been a solid high point for the series (it’s received an infusion of The Leftovers), but did we really need Desiree to have her dream stolen so quickly with the death of Dr. Bonham?  Couldn't that plot line have continued a bit longer?

2. The Twisty Back Story: I liked the back stories on nearly every character on the show, with this exception.  Twisty the Clown was far more menacing, and in my opinion, effective, when we had no idea what was going on behind the mask.  I understand that his being a murderer without as much knowledge of what he is doing compared with Dandy’s ruthless evil is a solid juxtaposition, but why did we even need to know that evil can come from good as well as bad?  Why not leave his creepy, horrible clown as a creepy horrible clown that eventually inspires Dandy to become just as ruthless?

3. Patti LaBelle: What precisely was the point of hiring someone as famous as LaBelle to be in the series just to have her be killed off without any sort of character development?  If they had to do that, why not pick an unknown actor who is looking for a break rather than a platinum-recording artist?  Considering how much singing randomly goes on at the Freak Show, couldn’t we at least have had a song before she went?

4. Michael Chiklis: I don’t like Dell, and like all Ryan Murphy productions, he’s the character who I find could have been cut (every season has at least one plotline that doesn’t need to be there, and Dell the Strong Man is certainly that role this year).  Dell is unnecessarily angry and illogical (he’s already a pariah-why does it matter to his fellow carnies if he was also gay), and quite frankly I haven’t seen enough character growth or rationale to keep him around, and his actions in killing off Ma Petite were just awful.

5. Emma Roberts: I don’t get what the appeal is here yet.  Her character’s actions are always shifting, and she’s not a strong enough actress yet to really sell these scenes.  Her role should be more interesting, particularly since she may be the most moral person so far in the season, excepting Ethel (she’s one of the only major characters who hasn’t killed someone quite yet), but I don’t see the draw to her at all yet.

The Undecided

1. Gabourey Sidibe: I don’t quite want to list all three of the main African-American actresses as disappointing this season quite yet (even if they all three feel vastly underwritten at this point), but I’m hoping that Sidibe is at least somewhat fun next week.  Sidibe is great with comedy on the red carpet, and her one-liners are frequently hilarious in other films/shows, so hopefully next week’s episode, where it looks like she is a featured player, will be great.

2. The Crossover Element: Ryan Murphy has claimed that all of the series are related, but doesn’t seem to have an ending planned.  Either he’s flying by the seat of his pants (always terrible in his case) or he has a plan to link the seasons together in the future, which would be pretty incredible if done well.  We’ll see when Lily Rabe returns as Sister Mary Eunice if this ends up being completely awesome or not.

3. Sarah Paulson’s Story Arch: The twins, it should be noted, are incredibly watchable.  Paulson’s acting is sublime, and they are fascinating in the way they are similar and different.  However, their story has been stuck in park since the first episode, and there hasn’t been much growth in their plot.  Clearly they are gearing up for them to be separated, but can’t they do something else in the meantime?

And those are my thoughts so far on the season.  What about yours?  Are you watching Freak Show, and where does it rank compared to past seasons of the show?  Where do you hope to see the show progress in coming weeks?  Which of this season’s newbies do you hope becomes part of the “regulars?”  Share in the comments!

Monday, November 04, 2013

American Horror Story: Fearful Pranks Ensue (#3.4)

Right on schedule, we have a few mysteries solved and a few more to play with this week, primarily Fiona Goode's insistent question toward the end of the episode, "who do you think is the new Supreme?"

Hi, it's John, only five days late this week with the recap (I've been trying to get through eight movies in a weekend, and failing at that, but I did go to a Halloween party as Marlon Brando in The Wild One, so you know-movies!), and can we all just go with the best new development of the season and easily my favorite moment of the episode-Cordelia telling a stunned Fiona that Madison had health issues and therefore couldn't possibly be the next Supreme.  So the question becomes-who is?  Is it Cordelia, taking over for her mother?  Is it Nan, who has some pretty strong gifts and might be the underdog we'll end up rooting for later in this season?  Was it Misty Day, off in the wilderness (did you know Lily Rabe's mother is Jill Clayburgh-random fact of the day)?  Or was it in fact Madison, and Cordelia, sensing that her mother was about to be thrown to the wolves and she might go with her, decided to make up a lie about her?

Whomever it is, this has me more intrigued than anything the series has dished out before, and almost making me want to re-watch the previous three episodes for easter eggs giving us a hint at which girl was in fact in "perfect health."  This episode also gave us a lot more information regarding our two as yet unknown above-the-line characters: Frances Conroy's Myrtle Snow and Denis O'Hare's Spalding.  Both characters clearly have obsessed over Fiona for decades-Spalding as an impassioned and psychotic admirer, Myrtle as a jealous one-time rival who had to settle for second place.  The entire investigation scene (complete with a cameo from Beverly Leslie and an hilariously inappropriate series of one-liners from Queenie) was terrific, with Fiona dropping bon mots like flies and Myrtle going pretty frequently to crazy town.

Angela Bassett's Marie Leveau got some particularly bad news this week, with the Minotaur attacking Queenie (after their interesting looking romp in the greenhouse) and then Fiona sent the Minotaur's head to her in a box (while Marie was giving away money to a random woman-general act of kindness or perhaps one of the never-aging Marie's children?).  Anyway, like all of us when we're depressed, she decided to cut up a few snakes and cover her floor with white chalk drawings, which brought back the dead (a recurring theme on this show, and perhaps this is a hint already to the next season of the show?).

I ask that because, aside from the Madison reveal, the single most exhilarating moment of the episode was the return of Tate Langdon.  No, we didn't get another homicidal fit from Kyle (did Evan Peters workout wildly this past hiatus, or what is going on to make him look so jacked?), but we did literally get the return of Tate's skeleton costume (from the school shooting scene of Murder House).  Is anyone hoping and praying, considering next season is purportedly the last for Jessica Lange on the series, that we'll return to the original cast and characters?  Considering that the ratings for Hostages are abysmal, the only missing link would be Connie Britton with her Nashville work, and she could probably stop in for a couple of episodes during a few week-long hiatuses.  Just saying...

The Zoe and Kyle story (I think this is the first time I haven't had to look up Farmiga's character's name) continues to be a dud, with Zoe apparently deciding to kill Kyle, and Kyle smartly escaping into the Halloween night, where a hot, bloody frat guy can blend in without a care (though he had no idea what was going on with his good fortune).  Until Lily Rabe returns or we get some sort of indication that the writers are going to give a better plot to the way-too-good-for-this Farmiga and Peters, I'm not mentioning this story again.

In the biggest come-out-of-nowhere category of them all, we learned more about Hank, Cordelia's pretty generic hot-guy husband, who is cheating with Alexandra Breckenridge (natch, especially on AHS) and is into rough sex (again, natch for AHS).  What I truly didn't see coming was the gunshot to the head (WTF?!? was literally shouted out loud), though that's probably less painful that spending your days on a Thomas Kinkade chatroom.  Seriously-this opens up a whole can of worms I was not expecting-I figured Hank was just a piece of man candy that would eventually have a nude shot that would be screen-grabbed and we'd all be on our merry ways.  Now we learn he's an assassin or a monster (anyone else getting a werewolf vibe from him?), and we have to ask-does Cordelia know?  What's his game plan?  Is he working for Marie?  For the Witches Council?  Oliver Thredson?!?

Also, in the man candy department, and we'll end here because there are three dead women asking for brain candy at the door, but what's the deal with Patti LuPone's hot son?  Is the relationship with Nan just a sweet thing or is Nan luring him in with her powers as the next Supreme (remember that Jessica Lange was able to lure men-perhaps it was just overkill that she looks like Jessica Lange)?  Speculate on this (or anything from the episode) in the comments!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

American Horror Story: The Replacements (#3.3)

In one of those truly annoying moments where technology fails us, I didn't get to see the final few minutes of this episode because my DVR malfunctioned.  Thankfully the internet is working just fine, so I double-checked Wikipedia to see that we end this week's episode with Fiona murdering Madison.  Considering how often people come back from the dead on this show, I suspect that Madison will be returning (Emma Roberts did get above-the-line billing), but what an ending that would have been had my DVR not turned off in the process.

In the meantime, three episodes in, I've sort of come to terms that I'm not going to love everything about this season, but that there are a number of things that are well-worth investing my time, principally the superb acting coming from Jessica Lange and Lily Rabe.  Both of these women are AHS vets, and each got an excellent showcase this episode.  Rabe, the neglected witch with a heart of gold and I suspect a set of "supreme" powers of her own (notice the title of this episode is plural-there's probably a couple of women who could be the next Supreme), showed that she's also dangerous.  The scene where Zoe took Kyle away and Rabe's Misty couldn't handle it-she's a ticking time bomb, and I have every confidence that Rabe is about to get her best season on this show ever.

Lange, on the other hand, has just seen a slow rise, and I cannot wait to see where her character goes next.  While in the first couple of episodes it felt like she was just headed into the direction of a generic villain, you can feel the way she's trying to grasp onto relevance, onto youth.  It's hard to say if it's out of self-interest solely or if there's something specific she needs to do with her life (considering the harrowing places Asylum took us, my hunch is the latter).  Either way, Lange even made Emma Roberts' Madison interesting this week, and I am genuinely curious if Lange will now feel better or if she'll continue to fall and one of the other girls (or Misty or Delia) will begin to feel the power of the new Supreme.

The moment in the episode that I'm positive the entire internet universe imploded over, of course, was the bestiality scene between Gabby Sidibe and the minotaur.  Her Queenie, being pronounced a virgin earlier in the episode (you knew that wouldn't last-it is TV, after all), decided that she wanted to have sex with the Minotaur (who may or may not be in love with Bassett's Marie-a thought worth pondering considering he basically is at her mercy for all-time).  The Minotaur attacked her after seemingly being into the idea (seriously-do writers on AHS have to test positive for a drug test in order to be hired?), so we don't know where this led, but she's too important of an actress to not have gotten a bigger sendoff.  I also loved Sidibe, who had such solid chemistry with Mo'Nique and Laura Linney in previous roles, getting a great scene partner with Kathy Bates (whose overacting I'm just accepting as a fun gift, along with Angela Bassett's and Patti LuPone's and shall move on from trying to expect something subtle).

Somehow, though, this wasn't the creepiest sex scene in the episode.  That prize went to the incestuous relationship between Kyle and his drug-addled mother (played by one-time guest star Mare Winningham).  Kyle, who is now back to life with a far more rocking set of abs and apparently a significantly enhanced...body part that you can see after showering, can't talk but clearly was terrified when Zoe returned him to his mother.  His first word ("No!") came after he murdered his mother (somewhere, Tate Langdon is smiling and wondering "why didn't I think of that?") and we saw Zoe (who has moved into the position of least favorite character on the show) screaming in terror.

I'm going to end there, though the comments are there if you want to discuss Delia's fertility issues or the generic hunk next door (it's a Ryan Murphy show, so he'll be getting a nude scene at some point this season, so start honing those screen-grabbing skills).  Until next week (when we'll have zombies, apparently)...

Saturday, October 26, 2013

American Horror Story: Boy Parts (#3.2)

Yes, I'm aware I'm a week late on this and should probably just skip ahead to our third episode (which I'm also a bit late on), but I'm a completist and considering how many people watch this show on DVR, I'm guessing a few of you just watched our second episode of the new season.  I was a little nervous after the first episode that I was going to have to meddle through a season that I didn't particularly enjoy, but this episode gave me a lot to hope for, even if we aren't quite at the genius of Murder House or Asylum quite yet.

The best development of this episode didn't revolve around any of the four Oscar-nominated actresses, but instead around one who has had to endure two seasons of this series as a murderous mother and a murderous nun-Lily Rabe's Misty Day has oddly become my favorite character of the season.  I was mesmerized by the opening scene, where she attacks those two alligator hunters while Stevie Nicks plays in the background (anyone think she's due for a cameo at some point this season considering her prominence in last night's episode?).  Later in the episode, when she decided to start helping Kyle (wanted to call him Tate-it might take a few episodes on that one), it dawned on me why I liked her.  In the same way that Lana became the soul of last season because she truly wanted to do some good (though she had greed and ambition in her bones, she still was the oddly right compass of Asylum), I'm hoping that Misty becomes that for this season.  Or, you know, you all are laughing at me because she's the surprise early death of this season.  Either way, I loved the respite we got from the horrors this episode during her scene with Farmiga and Peters.

Jessica Lange continues to be good, though I wish she would have given a little bit more information in her scene with Angela Bassett.  For starters, what was the war that was going on between Lange and Bassett's characters?  I gather that they are both witches, but different "kinds" of witches, and therefore hate each other?  Either way, I think that Lange's Fiona is going to go without immortality this season, but you just know that at least one person (likely Farmiga) is going to suffer from it.  Finally, on the other end of the good this episode, I really liked the strong steps we've made with Bates's character, who was acting to the hilt in the last episode but mellowed considerably this episode, especially in that funny final scene (though I'm confused about the extents of Bates's powers right now).

I'm still quite leery on our main teenage females, though.  Roberts casual disregard for all human life is a bit odd for someone so young, even if she's vapid and playing Lindsay Lohan as a witch (we all know it, it's about time someone just said it).  Every other character seems to have a motive in the show-Fiona's evil is out of self-interest, Madame Delphine loves her children, and Marie loves her minotaur-man, but Madison is just selfish.  I get that there are people in the world who are like this, but they aren't interesting.

Neither is whiny and stupid, which is what Zoe is turning into at the moment.  I also get that in real life people aren't as interesting or ambitious as Fiona, but Zoe is a little too bland and scattered for my tastes.  I hated the scene where she spilled all of the beans to the police officers-seriously, who does that?  If we all found out we were wizards or witches tomorrow, the one thing we'd make sure not to do is go around yelling and telling about it.  I'm hoping that with Misty as something of a role model we'll see her blossom a bit, because I am more onboard with Gabby Sidibe and Jamie Brewer's teens at the moment, and I have a sneaking suspicion we're about to lose one of them (there's always an early death on AHS).

What were your thoughts?  I'm about to go watch the third episode to figure out what happens, but do you have a favorite character yet?  Are you also wondering why Frances Conroy and Denis O'Hare got credit billing and Angela Bassett didn't?  When the hell is Patti LuPone going to show up?  Share in the comments!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

American Horror Story: Bitchcraft (#3.1)


Now entering Ryan Murphy’s School for Gifted Youngsters (McKinley High, you’ve been replaced).  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are in season three of American Horror Story.

I haven’t had the chance to re-watch some of the past seasons of the show, but I can tell you that, compared with some of the past seasons, I’m a teensy bit more nervous than I was after watching the premiere episode.  There was an incredible lot to like about the first episode.  Jessica Lange’s latest incarnation, Fiona, for example.  Lange has incredible presence, and manages to use her sexuality as a brandished weapon (though not as literally as Taissa Farmiga's Zoey).  The fact that she is the “Grand Supreme,” the most powerful witch of her era is a given the moment she click-clacks onto the screen.

The only other cast member that manages to equal her in this episode, though in a far more subdued way, is Sarah Paulson and her Cordelia.  Paulson, the great treasure that we’ve discovered from this series (am I the only one really feeling that she’s about to get her first Oscar nomination for Twelve Years a Slave?), shows what years of emotional abuse from her mother Fiona have done to her.  She’s clearly a mousy but powerful witch who spends most of her time tending to plants and instructing the young girls.

The rest of the episode wasn’t really my cup of tea, though there’s certainly potential all around (I promise that next week this will read less like a review and more like a recap, but this is my first encounter with these characters, after all).  The new cast members didn’t really catch on with me.  Gabourey Sidibe I love to death, but she was given less than nothing to do in this episode.  Emma Roberts, who is her inferior as an actress, gets a more robust role (she’s in the opening credits) and as a faded teen star (hmm…potentially life imitating art?) she shows a casual indifference to life that should be good for some chilling scenes later in the season, provided that she takes after her more talented costars.

Two actresses that we’re all more than aware can act that I also wasn’t feeling quite yet?  Kathy Bates and Angela Bassett.  From what I’ve heard I’m in the minority here (particularly with Bates), but I thought both of them played far too high into the rafters.  This is something I’m not as concerned with quite yet (like I am with Roberts) because both of these actresses can rise-and-fall a character as necessary and they were surely heightened to impress the craziness of their time (their scenes were nearly two centuries ago).  Once they come back to the modern era, I suspect that they’ll be able to join Fiona and Cordelia in a less scenery-chewing way.

The episode was oddly structured as well.  Taissa Farmiga’s voiceovers throughout the episode seemed eerily reminiscent of Kristen Stewart’s Bella Swan monologues in the Twilight saga.  Her power to make men’s head explodes when she causes them to orgasm was a clever joke at the beginning of the episode, though part of me wonders if this is going to be a decision the writers regret if she can’t eventually get with Tate…err Kyle (who else had Murder House flashbacks during that party scene?).

One of the best things about this episode, though, was the wonderful actress love-in this episode received.  Evan Peters and Denis O’Hare aside, this looks to be an entirely female-oriented season, something that I would have thought impossible on FX in the past, and if nothing else, it’s going to be a Bechdel grand slam (though the reverse Bechdel was passed, I doubt it will be very often).  I haven't even mentioned Jamie Brewer, Frances Conroy, and soon-to-be-spotted Patti Lupone-it's a wonderfully female-driven season, and I couldn't be happier.

All-in-all there’s more than enough to get me back week-after-week, but I just felt there was something off throughout.  What did you think?  Is there a particular actress or performance that you were drawn to (for me Lange and Paulson seem the best so far, but I’ll reserve judgment until I get to know the gang a little better)?  Did you also feel the Twilight overtones?  And what direction do you see the season headed?

Monday, June 10, 2013

Emmy Miniseries Predictions

Comcast may be giving me free HBO for a year, but considering I'm weeks behind on my blog posts, haven't had internet service in an eternity, missed the Tony Awards last night (for the first time in at least a decade) and am now behind on all of my shows, I feel like I should be getting Showtime to boot (as well as a guest-spot as Adam Driver's new gay boyfriend, but I digress).  I know have four Bechdel Tests on my home computer, along with a mountain of political writeups and remaining OVP writeups.  I'm going to try to figure out a way to get the Bechdel Tests and poltiical writeups onto the site, but the OVP's, due to the photo montage I need to make, will probably not come until Saturday (if Comcast makes it...I have doubts, I have such doubts).
In the meantime, I wanted to get out a piece on the upcoming Emmy nominations, and in particular, my favorite Emmy category the miniseries.  I know most people gravitate toward the headliners-Comedy, Drama, Reality-but for me the miniseries category is far more interesting.  Why?  Because with the Drama and Comedy categories, the Emmys are SO boring.  Year-after-year shows like Two and a Half Men or The Good Wife continue their dominance (yes, I've heard the latter show is rather good, but the concept of yet another procedural seems so boring to me so I've never partaken-the former I've seen and it's terrible) get nominations and wins and it's so frustrating.  At least at the Oscars, provided you don't loathe Sandy Powell, John Williams, and Meryl Streep, you get a fresh batch every year.  At the Emmys, that monotony can drag for a decade.
The miniseries category, on the other hand, is all new almost every year (again, provided you don't hate HBO, PBS, or Alfre Woodard), and it's typically littered with movie stars, so yeah!  Let's take a look at the Big 5 categories.


Best Miniseries
My Predictions (in order of likelihood)
  • Behind the Candelabra
  • American Horror Story: Asylum
  • Top of the Lake
  • Parades End
  • Political Animals
  • The Bible
Candelabra, Top of the Lake, and Parades End all seem like sure things.  AHS, considering its dominance last year also qualifies, though I still feel that the miniseries designation here is a bit of a stretch.  The final two are just hunches.  Political Animals is one of those series that clearly would have been a regular series had the ratings been stronger, and is now cheating to get here, which the Emmys may punish.  Phil Spector or The Girl make far more sense in this category than the critically-mixed Bible epic, but I just can't get over those ratings, and the Emmys are voted upon by people who run television, and they may want to reward further the massive viewership the miniseries grabbed.


Best Actor in a Miniseries
My Predictions (in order of likelihood)
  • Michael Douglas (Behind the Candelabra)
  • Al Pacino (Phil Spector)
  • Matt Damon (Behind the Candelabra)
  • Toby Jones (The Girl)
  • Benedict Cumberbatch (Parades End)
Douglas has already cleared some room on his shelf for this trophy, as he's definitely grabbing it.  Damon, despite being second-lead seems a sure thing as well, and Pacino is too famous for them to snub even though Phil Spector seems eons ago thanks to Candelabra, doesn't it?  Jones and Cumberbatch are less certain, but honestly, who takes their place?  Kenneth Branagh in Wallander, again?  That's about the only possibility, but I don't think it'll be enough.  Is this Cumberbatch's first major nomination?  I think it might be the start of a long career of awards shows.

Best Actress in a Miniseries
My Predictions (in order of likelihood)
  • Jessica Lange (American Horror Story: Asylum)
  • Helen Mirren (Phil Spector)
  • Sigourney Weaver (Political Animals)
  • Elisabeth Moss (Top of the Lake)
  • Laura Linney (The Big C: Hereafter)
Again, I feel like both Lange and Linney are cheating here considering their shows are clearly installments in series, but they're both in the running, and considering their Emmy status, are both in as well.  Mirren always gets nominated, Weaver seems a strong bet (though she never wins the Emmy, and has bad luck this year with her odd Tony snub).  Moss is the only person in this lineup who isn't an obvious "movie star who happens to do television," which may give her an outside shot at the eventual trophy (for some reason she seems incapable of winning for Mad Men).  If there's an upset in the running, it will be either Brenda Blethyn or Hilary Swank in Mary and Martha-both have awards cache, but neither has a lot of buzz, and so while neither would surprise me, I'm not sure which to pick, so I'm going with neither.


Best Supporting Actor in a Miniseries
My Predictions (in order of likelihood)
  • James Cromwell (American Horror Story: Asylum)
  • Jeffrey Tambor (Phil Spector)
  • Rob Lowe (Behind the Candelabra)
  • Dan Aykroyd (Behind the Candelabra)
  • Zachary Quinto (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Yes, I'm aware that Peter Mullan is a more likely contender than Quinto (and possibly even Aykroyd, though that Oscar nomination always helps with the Emmys, even if it's about to be 25) and yes, James Woods is always an Emmy threat (though again, how big is Mary and Martha), but awards bodies usually go for serial killers, and Quinto most definitely fits that bill.  Plus, the Emmys probably want to reward someone that has been a fixture on TV screens for years now and is managing a great bit of success between the big and small screens, and it's no fun to predict all of the frontrunners.


Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries
My Predictions (in order of likelihood)
  • Holly Hunter (Top of the Lake)
  • Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story: Asylum)
  • Alfre Woodard (Steel Magnolias)
  • Ellen Burstyn (Political Animals)
  • Imelda Staunton (The Girl)
Lily Rabe should probably be in the running here, but, despite her recent Tony nomination, she's not a known commodity in the way these five women are, and it's hard to believe that anyone who watches AHS all the way through wouldn't favor Paulson (though she's most definitely the lead, which is a quibble of a different order).  Otherwise, while Staunton is vulnerable, aside from Rabe I don't know who could take her out, and they do love Oscar nominees at the Emmys (as I've mentioned before).  Hunter is a mortal lock (and probably on-track to win), and betting against Alfre Woodard or Ellen Burstyn at the Emmys is a fool's errand (between the two, they have 23 Emmy nominations).

And those are my guesses.  If I can figure out a way to post all of my Bechdel Tests this week, I'll definitely try.  Otherwise, we'll be looking at one post a day until Saturday, when we will finish up the 2012 OVP and start on all of the fun of June (Comcast willing).