Where Has John Been?!?

Sorry for the couple of day delay-I have been traveling all across the Badger State for a wedding (hence our Wedding Week!), and while the wedding was marvelous, it did put a bit of a cramp on my blogging, and last night I'm in a new apartment so I was worried about the heat, as the heater was making odd noises so I braved the cold Minnesota night in a sweatshirt and five (yes, five) quilts, so I will need to test the heater when I'm awake and can learn to trust it.

In the meantime, though, we'll have a plethora of posts this week, I assure you.  I'm hoping to do a double-dose of link roundups (how about that Attorney General's race), a bunch of reviews (including my thoughts on Blue is the Warmest Color and 12 Years a Slave), recaps of both Glee and AHS, and the big enchilada, the kickoff of our fourth OVP-get ready for Meryl vs. Sandy, Cameron vs. Bigelow, and finding out who was gonna love Mo'Nique-it's 2009 again this weekend, y'all!

However, I'm too cold to write a review right now, so I'm going to leave you with this blue moon of an event.  Thanks to Just Jared, who took the below photos, we now have proof that my two imaginary husbands (apparently I'm an imaginary bigamist), Michael B. Jordan and Darren Criss, have been in the same room together.  Take a look (and I've included photos of my imaginary lover Chord Overstreet, because what is a movie-star marriage a blond adonis on the side?)

My two loves, plus Miles Teller, who I'm somewhat fond of.

Am I the only one who is mildly obsessed
with his hair?

So preppy...

And because I can't have a post without an actress,
here is Becca Tobin aka the Luckiest Woman Alive

I promise we'll have some substantive posts later today, but in the meantime-do, dump, or marry: Darren Criss, Chord Overstreet, and Michael B. Jordan.  The Sophie's Choice of this game.  If someone answers in the comments, I'll give my response as well (ha-bribery!)